INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Look in the adhesive or bathroom repair section of a home hardware store. Buy a kit that comes with both the catalyst and hardener that you will mix together to create the epoxy.  Most epoxy chip repair kits come in shades of white to match the most common color of bathtubs. Try to choose a kit that will closely match the shade of your bathtub, or 2 kits that you can mix together to create the right color. Epoxy repair kits work to fix chips in all kinds of bathtubs including ceramic, porcelain, acrylic, fiberglass, and enamel tubs. Use warm water and dish detergent or a household tile and tub cleaner to clean the chipped area. Thoroughly dry the area with a clean rage after you finish cleaning it. You can also use acetone or rubbing alcohol to clean the area. Any product that removes grease and soap scum will work to clean the chip. Some epoxy kits come with a mixing tray and stirring stick for you to use. Mix the epoxy in a disposable tray with a toothpick or matchstick if your kit didn't come with the mixing supplies. It's a good idea to set the tray on a piece of cardboard or some scraps of paper to catch any spills. Scoop up a small amount of the epoxy with your chosen utensil. Spread it carefully in a thin layer over the chip by working in 1 direction and smooth out any spots where it pools.  Make sure that anything you use to apply the epoxy is disposable. It will be hard to get the epoxy off of anything it touches. It's easiest to start with a small amount of epoxy and add more layers than it is to put too much on and remove it. Follow the directions on your epoxy kit to let it fully dry. Gently sand the surface with 400- or 600-grit sandpaper until it feels smooth like the rest of the tub.  Some epoxy will set in 2-3 hours, at which point you can sand. Other kits may advise you to wait up to 24 hours before sanding. You can add another layer of epoxy after sanding if you can still feel the chip. Then repeat the process.

SUMMARY: Buy a 2-component epoxy kit for chip repair. Scrub the damaged area with a sponge and soap or tub cleaner, then dry it. Follow the directions on your epoxy kit to mix the 2 components together. Apply the epoxy to the chip with a small spatula, paint brush, or bottom of a matchstick. Let the epoxy dry, then sand down the surface with 400-600 grit sandpaper.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: If you have a sarcastic comment you can deploy in many different situations, practice it regularly on different people to memorize it.  For instance, when someone asks a common question like, “What’s up?” you might reply with “The sky.”  The frequency with which you should practice your sarcastic comments depends on the strength of your memory.  If you can memorize the sarcastic comment after practicing it two or three times daily, there’s no need to practice it more than that. If you need to practice your sarcastic comment more often before you can memorize it, do so. If your comment regularly gets eye-rolls, don’t use it anymore or use it less often.  If you have a go-to sarcastic comment that seems to be a big hit, work it into regular use. Remember, even good sarcasm can be overused. The best sarcastic answers or comments will draw on your deep knowledge of your audience and their preferences, attitudes, and beliefs.  Think carefully about how you can work your immediate situation and the conversation of others into a clever, sarcastic comment. For instance, imagine you and your friend Joe are big fans of the Hulk.  If Joe accidentally breaks a bunch of fragile dishes, you might say sarcastically, “You saved the day again, Hulk!” Spending time listening to people who are well-practiced in sarcasm will help you be more sarcastic, too.  Pay attention to when and how they utilize sarcasm.  Listen to the inflection in their voice and the facial expressions they use when being sarcastic. Being sarcastic takes time, focus, and experience.  As you exercise your sarcasm “muscles,” you will become better at being sarcastic.  Keep trying to use sarcasm, even if you tell a few jokes that others think are not very funny.
Summary: Practice your sarcastic comments. Take note of the reactions you get when practicing a particular sarcastic comment. Be creative. Talk to sarcastic people. Don’t be afraid to fail.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Coconut milk will give your champorado a silkier texture. Replacing this with water will create a creamier champorado. You can substitute the coconut milk with evaporated milk. Add ¾ cups of water into your champorado. This will be the mixture that will cook your rice. Quickly bring the milk to a boil but make sure not to keep it on the heat too long. Milk can burn and will ruin the taste of your champorado. Make sure to add your other ingredients quickly after it starts boiling. Combine the cocoa powder or chopped chocolate to your milk and mix, making sure to fully dissolve any chocolate with a wooden spoon. Traditional Filipino champorado uses Tablea Tsokolate, which is a cocoa from the Philippines. You can soak your rice to elongate the grains if you prefer. This will help with the cooking process. Sticky short grain rice called mochigome is the most popular sticky rice in countries like the Philippines, Vietnam, and Japan. While your rice cooks, make sure to keep stirring it so it doesn’t get stuck to the sides. Add more milk if the mixture becomes too thick, or your rice isn’t fully cooked.  The rice will not cook as quickly as regular rice.  Make sure to keep tasting your food to make sure it’s developing the right flavors. Adding brown sugar will enhance the sweetness of the champorado. Adjust the level of brown sugar according to your palate. Traditionally, people in the Philippines eat champorado with dry salted fish.

SUMMARY:
Add 1 ½ cups of milk and ¾ cups of coconut milk to a pot. Combine ¾ cups of water and bring your pot to a boil. Combine ⅓ cups of cocoa powder and mix. Add 1 cup of sticky rice to your pot. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook your rice for 25-30 minutes and stir. Add ¼ cup of brown sugar and mix it in.