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When you're first learning to pee standing up, you want to make the process as easy on yourself as possible. You'll get better with practice but for now follow this introductory method to practice at home.   Wash your hands. Wash your hands thoroughly with warm, soapy water and dry them. Remove everything from the waist down. As a newbie, you're likely to create a bit of a mess. To prevent urine from getting on your pants, skirt, underwear or shoes, simply take them off. If you have a top that hangs down low, you may want to remove that as well. Position yourself in front of the toilet or in the shower stall. Stand with your feet about 2 feet (0.6 m) apart. Use the fingers of both hands to pull the labia minora apart as best as you can. Place your fingers slightly in front of the urethra. Pull your fingers up and forward just a little while exerting equal pressure on both sides. Start the stream. Rotate your hips to slightly control the direction of the stream. Push hard at the beginning of your flow and then again to end the stream. This will cut down on "dribbles" . Wipe yourself and mop up any mess around the toilet area or rinse down the shower. Be sure to wash your hands again.  Do not be discouraged if you peed down one leg or sprayed all over the place--that's absolutely common for beginners. The key is to practice a lot; if you do, you'll definitely see improvement. Experiment a bit with posture. You may find it helpful to bend your knees a bit or arch your back. What works for one woman may not work for you so try a few different positions. Wash your hands. Move clothing out of the way. Slide your skirt off or pull your underpants and pants all the way down. Be ready with toilet paper or a wipe in one hand. Use this to clean up if the urine goes somewhere you don't want it to. With your other hand, make a “V” with the first and second finger and spread the inside of the inner lips, pulling upward. You need to spread the inner labia so your urine will come forward in a stream and not run down your leg. By adjusting how much you pull upwards, as well as the position of your hips, you can control where the stream goes (although it'll take a bit of practice).  Wipe yourself and mop up any mess around the toilet area if you're at home. Be sure to wash your hands again. Once you've had plenty of practice and are confident that your can direct your urine stream, you can use the one-handed method and keep your clothes mostly in place. You can pull your pants down a little, but if they have a long zipper, you may be able to open the zipper all the way and leave the pants in place. Lift your skirt with your free hand. Use the hand that makes the "V" to slide aside your underwear at the crotch. Use a female urination device (FUD) or stand-to-pee (STP) device. Female urination devices have been around for almost 100 years, and the designs have advanced considerably over that time. They are available in reusable and disposable models and can be found through online pharmacy and product websites.  Wash your hands. Move your clothing out of the way. It should be enough to undo your pants and pull down the front of your underpants or push them to one side. Put the device in place. If it's made of plastic or other rigid material, you can place your hand on either side of the device. If it's made from silicone or other flexible material, stretch your thumb and middle finger to hold the device from front to back. Place it securely against your body taking care to maintain the seal on the back. Direct the outlet pipe away from the body and out of the pants. Direct your stream. You can do this by using a third finger to make a triangle to stabilize the pee stream. Shift your hips, bend your legs and/or arch your back to find a comfortable position that allows you to control your flow. Aim urine to a suitable place; into a toilet or away from feet. When you're done, pull the device away. If you're without toilet paper, use it to wipe away any drips. Shake it off and rinse with water if possible.  While you may find this easier than the finger method, it still takes practice to avoid drips and dribbles. Plan to use a FUD at home several times until you are comfortable with it. Some reusable devices come packaged in a reusable plastic bag or pouch; others may not. Have your own plastic bag on hand to store the device before and after use if it does not come with a bag. In a pinch, you could make your own device from a plastic bottle. Cut off the bottom of the bottle with scissors or a utility knife. Remove the cap and wash the top of the bottle thoroughly. Place the opening at top of the bottle over your urethra. Make sure it is directly over the opening or you will split the urine stream and make a mess. Direct the open end of the bottle away from you and use a firm but not forceful stream. If your legs are strong and you can hold a squat for several seconds successfully, then you can use the hover or squat method to urinate.  Put the toilet seat up. This will give you a slightly larger "target" and keep you from messing up the seat for the next woman. Of course, if you're using this method because the toilet is dirty then it's not a concern. On the other hand, if you're not used to this method and are worried about slipping, you may want to leave to seat down to catch you if it comes to that. Bend your knees and lower yourself backside so that you're "sitting" at an almost 90-degree angle. If you don't commit to an almost-full-90 degrees and instead just "tilt" yourself back, you're likely to spray all over the seat and possibly your pants and shoes. Balance yourself by resting your forearms on your knees or putting one hand on the wall to steady yourself. Get as close to the bowl as you can without touching the surface. Position yourself as far back as you can over the opening. Since your stream will flow outwards in front of you, starting further back will prevent splashing or overshooting. Keep your head up. Focus on a point directly in front of you. Looking between your legs may cause you to lose your balance. When you're done, wipe yourself and wash your hands if possible. If you left the seat down, take a short look for mistakes. If necessary give the seat a swipe with some toilet paper to clean it up for the next user.
Two-Finger Method for Beginners. One-handed Method for More Experienced Women. Funnel method. Hover Method.