INPUT ARTICLE: Article: In most cases, a used, refurbished computer being sold by Apple is provided with a 1-year warranty in the event the computer experiences issues. Visit the "Macworld" website provided to you in the Sources section of this article, then click on the "refurbished model section" link within the paragraph discussing refurbished computers. You will then be redirected to Apple's refurbished computer store. Auction websites such as eBay and uBid, and online classified ad websites such as Craigslist and eBay Classifieds feature used Apple computers for sale. Some online vendors specialize in selling used or refurbished electronics, and sometimes receive older models of Apple computers at wholesale value. Regardless of the website or seller you purchase the computer from, you may want to verify that you can return or receive a refund for the computer if the product is not as described or does not work properly.

SUMMARY: Shop for refurbished Apple computers at the Apple Store. Shop online for used Apple computers being sold by other consumers. Buy used Apple computers from online retailers. Read and review the policies of online sellers.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Although there are a number of methods cited to help sober up you, for the most part it is simply a matter of waiting for your body to process the alcohol. The human body needs an hour to metabolize the alcohol in one drink. One drink is equivalent to:  A 12 oz beer. An 8-9 oz malt liquor drink. A 5 oz glass of wine. A 1.5 oz drink of hard liquor. If you are mixing drinks, they may be stronger than one serving of alcohol. There are a number of factors that influence the speed at which your body will process the alcohol you have drunk. Some of these you will have some influence over, others you won’t. The rate at which you process alcohol will vary depending on:  Your health. Your size. Whether you drank on a full or empty stomach. The speed at which you drank. Your tolerance level. Whether you are also taking any drugs, including prescription or over-the-counter medications. Always follow any warning labels on medication and avoid mixing medications with alcohol. Caffeine is a stimulant and will may make you less sleepy, but it won’t improve your coordination, reflexes, or counteract the alcohol. Coffee will actually make you more dehydrated, and could worsen your hangover and further impede your decision-making. You might think taking a cold shower, or repeatedly splashing your face with cool water, might help you sober up more quickly. These actions might wake you up and give you the feeling that you are more alert, but they won’t contribute to the rate at which your body processes the alcohol.  Your body does not regulate temperature as well when you are drunk, so if you have a cold shower you may feel cold afterwards. A cold shower is a considerable shock to your body, especially when you have been drinking heavily. The shock of the cold water can cause you to lose consciousness, which is very dangerous in the shower. If you have been drinking very heavily, and are at risk of alcohol poisoning, you should be aware of the dangers of losing consciousness if you fall asleep. If you consumed more drinks shortly before falling asleep, your blood alcohol level will continue to rise as it is absorbed.  If you suspect you or a friend has alcohol poisoning, lie him or her on their side, in the recovery position. Do not lie down on your back. Do not leave someone alone if you think they are suffering from alcohol poisoning. You might think taking a walk and getting some fresh air will help you sober up, but, much like a cold shower, the effects are more mental than physical. You may feel more awake or more composed, but your body will still be processing the alcohol at the same speed. If you go for a long walk and feel more sober afterwards, it has more to do with the time that has passed than the activity of walking itself.  If you are extremely drunk, your coordination and reflexes will be slow, which could put you at a higher risk for falling and injuring yourself. If you suspect someone has alcohol poisoning, do not try to walk them around. Lay them on their side in the recovery position. If you are drunk and you think you can vomit out the alcohol and thus sober up quicker, think again. Once the alcohol has reached your small intestine, vomiting will not expel it. It might reduce the amount of alcohol in your stomach, but it won’t change the amount you have already absorbed. The amount you have absorbed is what you are trying to sober up from. Vomiting will not lower your blood alcohol level faster.  Do not encourage somebody who is semi-conscious to vomit, as this could be dangerous. Vomit can cause choking and/or asphyxiation.
Summary: Recognize that sobering up takes time. Learn what impacts the rate at which you process alcohol. Do not expect a cup of coffee to sober you up. Recognize that a cold shower won’t work. Understand the dangers of losing consciousness. Do not try to walk it off. Know that forcing yourself to vomit will not make you sober.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: If you seem rude, who is going to want to be your friend and help you out? When you join a chatroom, start by giving a simple "hi". Complimenting people on their clothes and boonies is an icebreaker, and gets a good conversation started. Don't make yourself sound like you're just giving automated responses, though! You have to really communicate and be genuine to get good conversations with people. Remember that nobody's perfect, so don't bother trying to act like you're flawless and superior, as that will make you seem stuck up, as well. Try a friendlier, humble approach when trying to get to know people. Again, begin with a kind hello.

SUMMARY:
Avoid gossiping about people. Don't complain and make a scene about low level users or high level users, as this will make others think that you're stuck up and snobby. Don't friend and date someone just to have a boyfriend, with no other intentions than to have that status.