Q: Wedge nets work by wrapping under your bed and attaching to the ceiling in one spot over your head. Bell nets use the same principle, but they attach over the center of your bed. Thus, there has to be a spot over your bed to attach the net. This will usually be a hook, pin, or fixture on the ceiling.  If you can’t find a spot over the head of your bed to attach the net, consider moving the bed to a more suitable spot. An overhead beam will work at an attachment point. If there are no good spots available, you can screw a hook into the ceiling or use a strong adhesive hook. Adhesive hooks work well in hotel rooms. Pull the net out of its bag and stretch it out on your bed. Also remove any rope or string that came with the net. Locate the part of the net that attaches to the ceiling. On some wedge nets this part will be a strip of thicker fabric; on other nets it will simply be a loop. On bell nets, there will be a small square of material that forms the top of the bell.  Wrap a rope or string through the loop on your net and tie it to the anchor on the ceiling. If the anchor is a beam you should wrap the rope around the beam several times and then tie the end securely. Drape the corners of the net around your bed and tuck them under your mattress. Make sure that you get every inch of the net tucked in. If there isn’t enough fabric to tuck under the mattress, you may need to lower the top of the net that is attached to the ceiling. You can do this by letting out slack on the rope or string you used to attach the net.
A: Locate an area over your bed to attach the net. Unpack the net. Secure the top of the net to the ceiling. Seal the bottom of the net.

Article: Have you ever tried repeating a word so many times that it ceases to sound like a real word at all? This same idea can be used for jokes. If you’ve got a particular joke that seems to inspire your own laughter, try saying this joke as many times as possible. Say it while you’re driving, while you’re preparing breakfast, or while you are in the shower. Say the joke so many times that it loses it’s power. . If you feel the tickle of an uncontrollable laugh coming on, try giving yourself a pinch. Inflicting yourself with just a little bit of pain will be enough of a mental distraction to halt the laugh in its tracks. . Another simple trick to stop an oncoming laugh is to exhale the air from your lungs, and then hold it. Just stop breathing for a few seconds (you can count to five in your head). This helps to break the cycle you are in, and switch off your instinct to laugh. . Just as actors use sad memories from their lives to inspire tears on stage, you can use a sad memory to halt a laugh. When you feel a laugh taking hold of you, think quickly of the saddest memory you’ve got. This will interrupt your laugh. If you should happen to laugh anyway, consider making it part of the joke. Sometimes owning up to the laugh can be even funnier.  Note that, usually, a little snort is a lot less disruptive than a long bout of hysterical laughter. If you need to let out a little laugh, try not to make it long and drawn out. A short laugh can add to the joke telling experience, but a long laugh will almost always distract from it. Try making your compulsion to laugh part of the joke. Instead of focusing on the words of the joke itself, look at the people to whom you're telling the joke. Are they laughing? Did they find your joke funny? Make mental notes about who laughed and what their favorite parts of your joke seemed to be. It's hard to laugh at your own joke when you're thinking about something else.
Question: What is a summary of what this article is about?
Diffuse your jokes through repetition.  Pinch yourself  Hold your breath  Think of something sad Make your laughter part of the joke. Try to focus on the reaction to your joke.

Problem: Article: One way to treat the pain associated with post-traumatic arthritis is to purchase over-the-counter painkillers from your local drugstore or pharmacy. One option to try is Acetaminophen (Tylenol). Follow the dosing instructions on the bottle, which is normally 500–1000mg every four to six hours as needed. Another option is an NSAID such as Ibuprofen (Advil). Again, follow the dosing instructions on the bottle, which is normally 400–600mg every four to six hours as needed, with a total dose for 24 hours to be no more than 4000 mg. Corticosteroids work to reduce pain locally (when they are injected into the affected joint) by diminishing inflammation and swelling in the area. Ask your doctor to try a corticosteroid injection and see if it helps you. The improvement in pain will normally last for a few months, at which point you may need another injection. Having a few corticosteroid injections is okay, especially if you are finding them helpful with pain relief; however, if you find them minimally helpful and if it requires several to make a difference, your doctor will likely recommend another mode of treatment. There is a limit to the number of cortisone injections given in one area, and the side effects include atrophy of the tissue, discoloration and infection. Hyaluronic acid is a type of synthetic joint fluid (kind of like an artificial synovial fluid, which is the fluid that naturally lubricates your joints). Injecting hyaluronic acid into the joint affected by post-traumatic arthritis can help to alleviate the pain as well as to lubricate and smooth out the motion of your joint. Speak to your doctor if you are interested in receiving this treatment. When lifestyle modifications and medical treatments are no longer sufficient to help you manage your joint pain from post-traumatic arthritis, it is likely time to consider surgery. Surgery is generally reserved as a last resort; however, in many cases, it can be very successful at alleviating your pain.
Summary: Opt for over-the-counter painkillers. Ask your doctor for a corticosteroid injection. Inquire about hyaluronic acid. Consider surgery as a last resort.

Q: Carefully rinse the strawberries in a colander to wash away any debris. Then, cut them to prepare them for the mascarpone cream. There are 2 ways you can cut them:  Perpendicular cuts: Use a paring knife to trim off the stem end to create a flat surface, and then place the stem end facing down on a cutting board. Next, cut the berry in half starting from the top, slicing down towards the cutting board but not all the way through the berry. Then, make another perpendicular slice using the same technique. Fan out the berry so it resembles a blooming flower. Upright, core removed: Alternatively, slice off the tip of the non-stem end so the berry can stand upright. Then, slice off the leafy stem and remove the core, so the inside of the berry is somewhat hollowed-out. Stand the berries upright. Finally, add a garnish of your choice if you’d like. Small sprigs of mint can add a fresh taste, or toasted almonds can bring a crunchy contrast to the sweetness of the cream.
A:
Wash and cut 16 strawberries. Garnish with mint sprigs or toasted almonds.