You can write jokes based on anything you want as long as you can make it funny. Think about the things that you find funny and jot them down on a sheet of paper. Choose a personal story from your life, an out-of-the-ordinary experience you’ve had, or a topic that many people can relate to. Write down all of your ideas so you can come back to them later on.  For example, common stand-up comedy topics include dating, marriage, and children. Carry a notebook with you wherever you go so you can write down ideas as you get them. Stay current with the news so you can use topical humor in your jokes. Don’t tell yourself any ideas are too stupid or not funny enough while you’re brainstorming since they may be funny when you try them out with an audience. You may also get new ideas that built on the topic you don’t think is funny. Choose one of your topics to elaborate on further. Write the topic at the top of a sheet of paper and start listing why you think the topic is funny. Include any unique thoughts you have on the subject to give your jokes an original point of view.  For example, if you want to write a joke about internet dating, you may include jokes about how you’re constantly changing your personal information because it never feels good enough. Include any and all the ideas you get while you make your list. You don’t know if an idea is bad until you try it out. The set-up consists of an introduction to your topic and a few smaller jokes that build up to your punchline. Start writing a few sentences about your topic without providing too much backstory. Pick your words carefully so your joke sounds funny when you read it and so an audience understands the point you’re trying to make.  For example, if your topic is about going to the movies, your set-up may be, “I love seeing movies in the theater, but I hate people going to the movies...besides me.” Write a few different set-ups for your jokes to see what works and what doesn’t. String related topics together. If your main joke is about going to a movie, you may start with smaller jokes about getting concessions or annoying people in the theater to build up to your punchline. The punchline is the final part of your joke and should get the biggest laughs from your audience. Keep your punchline related to the rest of the joke you’ve already written so your audience doesn’t get confused, but surprising enough that the audience doesn’t expect it. Try different punchlines with your set-up to explore your options.  At the end of your punchline, your joke should only be about 250 words. Try writing one-liners to practice set-up and punchline in the same sentence. An example of a one-liner could be, “I probably won't eat soup when I live in Arizona, unless it's a little chili.”
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One-sentence summary -- Brainstorm topics that you find humorous. Make a list of ideas that are related to your concept. Keep your set-up concise to draw audiences in. Make the punchline your funniest moment.

Q: If you don't wash your comforter before storing it, dead skin cells, foods, oils, and stains left on the comforter will attract bugs and cause it to deteriorate faster. Wash your comforter in a front-loading washing machine with mild detergent.  A down comforter should be washed on a delicate cycle or hand washed. Having your down comforter dry-cleaned is also an option. Put your down comforter in the dryer and set the heat to low. It might take several hours for the comforter to completely dry due to its size and weight. Place a dryer ball or dryer ring in with your comforter to help prevent it from clumping while drying.  If you have a synthetic comforter, you can let it air dry as an alternative to using a dryer. Down comforters should not air dry. Always try to use a large-capacity dryer — comforters become even heavier once they're soaking wet, and you don’t want your dryer to break due to the weight and strain. Making sure the comforter is completely dry before storing it will help prevent mold and mildew from forming. Once your comforter comes out of the dryer, touch it to see if it's still damp. If it is still wet, you can either throw it back in the dryer to run another cycle, or you can lay it out overnight.
A: Wash your comforter with mild detergent. Dry your comforter on low heat in a large-capacity dryer. Feel your comforter to make sure it's completely dry.

Article: Most games that you download will come with a README text file. It is highly recommended that you read this file before proceeding with the installation, as many downloaded games require some special steps in order to get them to work. If the game came in ISO format, you'll need to mount the file as a virtual disc or burn it to an actual disc to use it. Windows 8 and 10 users can right-click the ISO file and select "Mount" to "insert" the ISO file into the virtual drive. Windows 7 and later users can burn ISO files by right-clicking the ISO file and selecting burn to disc.  If you can't mount or burn the ISO file, see How to Burn ISO Files to DVD and How to Mount an ISO Image. Not all downloaded games come in ISO format. You may have a traditional setup file instead. Start the installation from the disc, or run the setup file. The process for installing is going to be different for every game. Pay close attention to any installation instructions and make sure to follow the steps exactly. If you don't follow the steps, there's a good chance the game won't work.  During the installation procedure, you may have to run a crack program to bypass copyright protection. Be very careful when running crack programs, as these are by far one of the most common ways that viruses are transmitted. If you want to be absolutely safe, install the game on a virtual machine first and apply the crack. Monitor the virtual machine for any signs of infection. If the game is clean, then you can install it on your actual computer. See How to Use VMware Workstation for a guide on setting up and using a virtual machine. Once the game is installed, you should be able to play it. You'll still need to refer to the README file, as many cracked games will still need you to follow specific steps to start it. This could include running a different executable from the game's directory, or applying a special crack each time you start it. Remember, software piracy is illegal in most areas. The instructions above should only be used for games that you legally own.
Question: What is a summary of what this article is about?
Find the README file for the game. Mount or burn the ISO file (if necessary). Start the installation procedure. Play your game.