Problem: Article: Get excellent grades in every subject. All of them. Every single one. Astronauts are a smart breed. Math and science are most important, but English, history, and foreign relations have their places, too. It's best to be as well-rounded as possible. Not only for you, but also because the competition will be fierce. You'll be going up against the cream of the crop. Alright, so you don't have the power to stop time. Since you're not a machine, concentrate on math and science -- you'll be dealing with those for at least the next decade of your career training. A bachelor's degree in math, physics, engineering, or science from a reputable (accredited) school is required. Don't get distracted by college social life — your grades should be your number one concern. Look into the ROTC programs, especially those of the Air Force and Navy at your college of choice. Your ultimate goal in the military is to be a test pilot because they have the most experience flying experimental aircraft. This can be in the form of professional experience or in the form of a degree. Should you choose to get a degree, know that a master's counts as 1 year of experience and a PhD as 3, regardless of how long it takes you to complete these degrees.  If you have experience in piloting, you must complete at least 1,000 hours of pilot-in-command time in jet aircraft. Be sure you also have flight test experience. Should you choose to simply get professional experience, get a job related to something an astronaut would have to do. Examples include navigation, piloting, working with computers, chemistry/biology, or commanding a ship. You should also note that teaching is an important part of being an astronaut, and thus teachers (both college and K-12) are encouraged to apply.
Summary: Get excellent grades in high school. Be a stellar student at a good university. Complete ≥ 3 years of experience work.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Make sure that the bowl is safe to go into the microwave. If you can't find any crackers, some cookies or cereal would also work. The large, chunky flakes will look the best, but you can use the kind that are cut up too. Stir it with a spoon. Mash those cracker bits up so they get soggy. This will be just enough to make the vomit a little chunky, but still watery. Use oven mitts or a pot holder to take the bowl out of the microwave. You could also chew up a mini carrot, then spit it back into the bowl. This will make the vomit look even more real. This will help give it some color and ickyness. If you don't have honey, you could try maple syrup, agave nectar, or pancake syrup. Make sure that you scrape the bottom and sides of the bowl. Pour it down the front of your shirt, or dump it into the toilet. Get some on the floor. You can also take some into your mouth, then lean over and spit it out. Make some puking sounds!

SUMMARY: Crush 10 crackers into bowl. Add ½ cup (40 grams) of dry oatmeal. Pour in 1 cup (240 milliliters) of water. Microwave it for 30 seconds. Toss in some corn or chopped up carrots. Add in a squirt of honey. Stir it up with a spoon. Let the vomit cool before you use it.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: A classic way to hint at a particular problem is to act as if you have the problem yourself.  This is a great way to bring up the topic of bad breath to someone, especially to a person that you are not very close with, because it is a non-confrontational way to make them think about their own breath.  Start the conversation by saying:  “I’m going to go grab some water, I feel like my breath is terrible.” “Is it just me or does my breath smell?” “Can you smell my breath?  I feel like it’s noticeable.” Another subtle way at hinting to a person that they have bad breath is to offer the person a mint, stick of gum, or some water (since dry mouth can also cause bad breath) and see if they take the hint.  For a natural transition, try taking a mint first and then offering one to them so you’re both included in the transaction. Etiquette experts agree that if you offer someone a breath aid and they turn it down, it’s perfectly acceptable to nudge them into accepting with a kind “I think you should.”  It’s a delicate way to let them know that you offered the aid in the first place as a hint.  If they still don’t get it, have another friend or coworker try! If the person with offending breath has this problem often, their chronic bad breath may be caused by poor dental hygiene and not just their food choices or use of tobacco products.  If it is an infrequent problem, the person just might not have considered bringing a toothbrush for midday cleanings.  Either way, try showing them good techniques:  After lunch say, “I’m going to go to the restroom quickly and brush my teeth; that dressing had so much garlic in it!” Show them or talk about how you always keep floss and mouthwash in your desk because you cannot stand having bad breath. If you’re close with the person, try saying “Would it be weird if I flossed my teeth right now? I feel like my breath is terrible, and it’s driving me nuts.”
Summary: Pretend that you have bad breath. Offer the person a breath aid. Reiterate that they should try the breath aid if they turn it down. Exercise good oral hygiene when you’re with them.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: If you wish to start taking Zoloft, start by speaking to your doctor. Tell them about the specific symptoms you are experiencing and how severe they are. Your doctor will be able to assess whether Zoloft is the right option for you, or suggest another course of treatment.  For instance, say something like, "I have been feeling depressed and lethargic for more than 2 weeks, and it is making it difficult to go to work." Zoloft is usually prescribed to treat the symptoms of Major Depressive Disorder (MDD), Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD), Panic Disorder, Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD), Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder (PMDD), and Social Anxiety Disorder. Zoloft should be avoided if you have certain medical conditions to prevent adverse reactions. Be sure to tell your doctor about any illnesses or abnormalities that might preclude you from taking Zoloft. These include:  Heart disease Kidney disease Seizures Bipolar disorder Pregnancy To avoid drug interactions, it’s crucial that you tell your doctor about all medications and supplements that you are taking. This includes all prescription medications, over-the-counter medications, vitamins, and herbal supplements. To make sure that you don't forget to disclose any medications, write them down before seeing your doctor.  Note that Zoloft can cause severe reactions, such as convulsions, if taken with other medications for depression. Make sure you let your doctor know if you're taking St. John's wort or 5-hydroxytryptophan (5-HTP). If you remember another medication after seeing your doctor, call them so they can modify your prescription if necessary. Your doctor may refer you to a psychiatrist or psychologist for further assessment. This might be to confirm their diagnosis, or to supplement Zoloft with additional treatment options like therapy. Be honest and open during visits with any mental health professionals to get proper treatment.
Summary:
Ask your doctor about starting Zoloft. Disclose any preexisting medical conditions to your doctor. Tell your doctor about any medications you are taking. Get a referral to a mental health professional if necessary.