Write an article based on this "Freeze the lobster for 2 hours. Fill a pan with saltwater. Put the lobster in the pan. Slowly bring the water to a boil."
article: Freezing live lobster for this amount of time will put it into a comatose-like state, which will greatly lessen the pain that it may feel. Put it in the freezer or close it in a container filled with ice for 2 hours or so. Get a pan that’s large and deep enough for the lobster to fit in. Fill the pan with cold saltwater, and place it on a burner on your stove. Make sure the lobster is too cold to move at all to ensure that it’s in a comatose-like state. Then submerge the frozen lobster in the water and set the burner to low heat. After a couple of minutes, turn the heat up slightly. Continue turning the heat up in small amounts until the water is boiling. This shouldn’t take longer than about 10 minutes. The lobster will be dead before the water is brought to a boil. Don’t put a lid on the pan. This will bring the water to a boil quicker, while the goal is to keep this process somewhat gradual.

Write an article based on this "Wear a scarf toga. Wear a scarf belt. Make a skirt or pareo."
article: Use a long rectangle scarf in any fabric.  Fold the scarf in half lengthwise. Place the center of the scarf behind your neck, with the ends falling on either side of your chest and waist. Smooth the scarf down your sides. Loop a small accessory belt around your clothing and the scarf. Secure the scarf in place with the belt. Alternatively, you can throw the folded scarf over your shoulder. Use a belt to secure the scarf down your right side in back and in front. Make sure the scarf is thin and wider than the circumference of your waist by 6 inches (15cm).  Fold the scarf in half diagonally. Roll the scarf together until the ends are wrapped up. Thread the scarf through your belt loops. Tie it in front or off to the side. Grab a very large square scarf or a sarong.  Wrap the opposite sides around your waist. Place both ends on 1 side of your hips. Tie them tight until the skirt hangs at your hips. Tie a double knot to secure it.

Write an article based on this "Turn off the TV. Make a solution of equal parts vinegar and water. Dab a microfiber cloth in the vinegar solution and gently wipe the screen. Use a second microfiber cloth to wipe the screen dry. Wash the frame of the screen."
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Again, you don't want to interfere with any pixels, and you want to be able to see any imperfections. Vinegar is a natural detergent, making it a safer, and much less pricey option, than other cleaners. If necessary, apply gentle pressure and rub spots that need extra cleaning in a circular motion.  Do not dump or spray vinegar solution directly onto the TV screen. It could end up damaging the screen permanently. If you would prefer to buy an LCD screen cleaning solution, they are available for purchase at computer stores. Do not use cleaning solutions that contain ammonia, ethyl alcohol, acetone or ethyl chloride. These chemicals can damage the screen by cleaning a little too much. Allowing liquid to dry on the screen could leave marks. If the hard plastic frame needs more than a dusting, dip a paper towel in the vinegar solution and scrub it clean. Use a second towel to wipe it dry.