Q: Breathing rapidly and forcefully before exhaling can reduce the results by 11%, which could save you if you're just above the legal limit. This probably works by raising the air temperature in your mouth, which affects how much alcohol it picks up. As you blow into the device, taper off your breath early. Some roadside breath testers trigger to take the sample as the flow decreases, on the theory that this comes from the deepest part of your lungs. By ending your breath early, you can lower the results. This works best if you have a large lung capacity, since there is a minimum volume of air required. For most tests, you will need to expel roughly 30% of your maximum exhale (for men) or 40% (for women). If the breathalyzer does not get a reading from your first couple attempts, stop trying to trick it. The officer may consider this a refusal to comply, which can lead to a DUI conviction with additional consequences.
A: Hyperventilate. Taper off early. Do your best to trigger the machine.

Q: Dogs should be groomed every day, but bathed just once a month. Before beginning the bathing process, get the tub ready for your canine companion. Place a rubber bathmat on the bottom of the tub so your dog can keep his footing, and fill the tub with 3 to 5 inches (7.6 to 13 cm) of lukewarm water. Make sure the water is comfortable to the touch as water that is too hot or too cold causes your dog undue distress. If possible, use a sink or bathtub with a spray attachment. This is easier to handle than a faucet or bucket, and more comfortable for your dog.  Spray your dog's back and legs with water until he is damp but not dripping wet. Spray his underbelly, neck, and chin. When wetting the head, avoid getting water in your dog's eyes or ears. You can place cotton balls in a dog's ear before a bath to prevent water contamination and cover the dog's eyes with your hand when spraying his head. This process may take awhile with a longhaired dog, so be patient. A good 5 to 10 minutes is necessary to get your dog completely wet. Working from head to tail, gently massage the shampoo into your dog's coat until it forms a thick lather.  When washing the head, be especially careful not to get soap in your dog's eyes. Tilt his head up so the soap flows away from his eyes. Lather his scalp and ears. You can apply a line of shampoo along the dog's back and lather the product into his back, hips, shoulders, and legs. Use your fingers to comb the shampoo in, as this can help remove unwanted dirt and debris from your dog's fur.  Work the suds down and under the dog's tail, his underside, his legs, and paws. Remember to clean under your dog's neck, in facial wrinkles, and in ear flaps. Use the spray attachment, faucet, or bucket to thoroughly rinse any soap residue from your dog.  When dealing with the head, make sure to tilt your dog's head back again to avoid getting soap in his eyes. Rinse until the water runs clear when poured over the dog. Leaving soap in can cause dry skin and irritation for your dog as well as allergic reactions. The dog can also ingest soap when licking, so do not stop rinsing until the water is clear. You can knead the dogs coat to work the soap out. With a longhaired dog, it can take a particularly long time to rinse so be patient and don't hesitate to use your hands. Conditioner makes your dog's coat easier to brush out after a bath and makes the coat softer and adds shine. Using a small amount of conditioner in the palm of your hand, smooth the conditioner over the top of the neck to the end of the tail. Cover the outside of the ears, the legs, the chest, feathering and the rest of the body. Different conditioners have different requirements, so follow the instructions on the bottle to see how long to leave it in before rinsing. Some conditioners are leave-in, so you do not need to rinse them out. Dry your dog with a large towel until he is damp.  Allow your dog to shake. With longhaired breeds, this lifts and separates the fur and makes the drying process faster. If needed, squeeze excess water from your dog's fur using your hands. If you placed cotton balls in your dog's ears during the bathing process, remove them now. Be especially diligent when drying around your dog's ears. Wetness can make ear infections more likely. Avoid heavy rubbing, as this can tangle the fur of a long-haired dog. Instead, try to blot dry. When you finish drying your dog, give him a quick brush over with a bristle brush until his fur is smooth and tangle-free.
A: Prepare the tub. Place your dog in the tub and get him wet. Massage shampoo into your dog's fur. Rinse your dog. Condition your dog's coat. Dry and brush your dog.

Q: Fish hooks are really dirty. They have been in pond or lake water, filled with bacteria, algae, pond scum and whatever else is living in there. Use a saline solution liberally on the wound to disinfect it immediately after getting the hook out.  If you don’t have saline solution on hand, beverages with a high alcoholic content, like vodka or rum, will work in a pinch. This is not an ideal solution, but most fishermen are more likely to have alcohol on their boats than saline solution.  Hydrogen peroxide has long been used to disinfect fresh wounds. However, recent studies have shown this product to be largely ineffective. Some studies even suggest that it can cause more damage to the injured area than good. You will want to rinse out the wound with cool water and antibacterial soap as soon as possible. If you don’t have these things on the boat with you, a bottle of drinking water is a temporary solution until you can reach medical supplies.  Wash the wound out as soon as possible after the hook is removed. This will go a long way in helping to avoid infection. Apply antibiotic cream and a bandage. Once you have disinfected and cleaned the wound, apply an antibiotic cream or ointment and attach a clean bandage to the wound. This will help kill any remaining bacteria and help to keep the wound free of dirt.  Change the bandage often and allow the wound to breathe from time to time.  You may need to get stitches is the wound is particularly deep or large. Fishing hooks are often rusty. Even if the hook doesn’t appear to be rusty, it can still carry tetanus bacteria. So, get a tetanus shot. While no one likes getting shots, it is far better to err on the side of caution because going through treatment once you have contracted rabies is very unpleasant. You have 72 hours to get a tetanus shot after injuring yourself. Most injuries caused by fishing hooks, once sanitized, present very few problems. However, you will want to keep an eye on your wound to make sure it is healing properly. Some signs of infection to look for are:  The wound is not healing Swelling Oozing or seeping fluids or blood Warmth emanating from the wound Throbbing at the wound site Red streaks extending out from the wound site If you notice any of these signs, seek immediate medical attention.
A:
Disinfect the wound. Wash the wound quickly. Get a tetanus shot. Monitor the wound.