Write an article based on this "Understand the stock market competition system. Find a stock that you want to disrupt. Wait for the stock to go down in price. Buy the stock once it's cheap. Begin attacking the competitor's property or clientele. Watch your invested stock rise in value."
article: In the GTA V stock market, each stock has a similar rival stock; destroying that rival's property or causing chaos at that rival's venue will cause their stock to lower, thus increasing their competitor's stock. The competition pairings are as follows:  Coolbeans | BeanMachine Burgershot | Up-An-Atom Clucking Bell | TacoBomb FlyUS | AirEmu GoPostal | PostOP Bilkington | DollarPills Pißwasser | Logger MazeBank | BankOfLiberty Redwood | Debonaire Slaughter, Slaughter & Slaughter | Bullhead RadioLosSantos | WorldwideFM eCola | Raine For example, if your preferred in-game drink is eCola, attack every eCola delivery truck that you see. This becomes difficult for certain location-based vendors, though going to the vendor's location and attacking standers-by there may work. Once the stock for the brand that you've been harassing goes down in price, you can proceed with this method—or harass them more to cause the stock to fall further. Changes to a company's value may take a day or two of in-game time to reflect on the stock market. With your chosen company successfully disrupted, the stock should be significantly cheaper than it was before, allowing you to buy a fair amount of stock in the company. The price of the stock will depend heavily upon the brand, the amount of damage done, and the current market in-game. In the case of eCola, this would be Raine; simply find the corresponding competition and repeat your mayhem-inducing actions for them. As you cause problems for the competitor, your invested stock should begin to rise again. Keep harassing the competition until you've made a profit, then repeat this process as much as you like. This is not the most lucrative use of the stock market in GTA V, but it is a good way to begin making some extra side cash early on in the game.

Write an article based on this "Don't get angry. Consider accepting the insult. Play the dozens."
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Anger proves that the person has gotten to you. It means that you take the other person seriously and perhaps that you believe there is truth to the insult. Getting emotional will also make it harder to think clearly and respond. Insults are often a away to establish social hierarchy. Taking offense will give the other person an edge over you in inter-group dynamics. If you laugh and make a self-deprecating joke, you demonstrate that the other person's insult did not affect you. This can disarm your assailant and prove that you don't consider them a credible threat to your social status.  If the person in question is someone you respect and the comment has an element of truth to it, consider whether the "insult" might have been constructive criticism. If so, try to follow the advice. This is generally preferable to returning the insult. Returning the insult means that you consider it a credible threat to your social status. It validates the insult and, unless you can execute a comeback very effectively, you will come out on bottom.  It was often alleged, for example, that Ronald Reagan was too old to serve as President. Instead of going on the counterattack, he diffused the situation with self-deprecating humor:  "Thomas Jefferson once said, 'One should not worry about chronological age compared to the ability to perform the task.' . . . Ever since he told me that I stopped worrying about my age." "The dozens" is a traditional African-American game in which two people trade witty retorts. Familiarize yourself with some effectively lines, so that you can return an insult quickly and naturally. Practice your delivery to get your timing down. This response is best reserved for friends who won't take offense.  To be effective the insult should sound creative. But the standard format of "Your mom is so ____" or "You are so ____"  is a good go to. Examples include: "Your mom is so generous she would give you the hair off her back" or "Your mom is so old she was the waitress at the last supper."