Write an article based on this "Stay up to date on current events. Identify what you care about. Research the current event. Learn about different satirical techniques. Know your audience."
article: In order to write satire about current events, you will need to understand the major issues of the day. Read newspapers, blogs and websites that chronicle the news of the day and offer commentary. Watch television as well, especially news stations such as CNN, MSNBC, Fox News and CNBC.  Developments in current events change and evolve quickly, and with the instant online access, your audience will know the news as it happens. The more knowledge you have about current events, the easier it will be to identify topics to write about. Your topic should stem from something that you have a personal interest in. As you read or watch current events, notice anything that you do not like, that makes you angry, that you believe is wrong, or that you would like to change. These are the topics that you should write about.  Also look for inconsistencies, hypocrisy, cover-ups, or inappropriate words or actions as a potential topic. For example, a candidate may claim that security is their top priority, but fail to securely protect their own data. That inconsistency could be a topic for a satirical writing. Your interest is necessary because  you will be researching, thinking and writing about the current event.  If you do not have strong feelings about your topic, it will be very difficult for you to write about it. Choose a current event that is visible and well known.  This will make it easier for you to connect with your audience.  If you use a current event that people are unaware of, they will have a hard time understanding the satire because they will have no idea what you are talking about. However, keep in mind that if the current event is too well known, then other people might have already satirized it. In order for you to write about a current event, you must have a thorough understanding of the event. Have a  critical approach as you do your research. You want to understand all aspects of an issue and the different viewpoints of the event.  For example, if you plan to write about a case that is up before the Supreme Court, you would research the history of the case, the defendant and the plaintiff's point of view, similar cases and precedents, the general public's perception of the case, etc. Never take the current event at face value.  Always dig deeper. In literature, art, film, and other mediums, there are different techniques that people use to create a satirical effect. Some of the most frequently used satirical techniques include:  Exaggeration. Representing something or someone to a degree that is so far beyond reality that it is ridiculous.  Parody. Imitating the style or techniques of a person, place, or thing to make fun of it.  Incongruity. Presenting something or someone that is absurd in relation to its surroundings.  Reversal. Presenting things in the reverse order of how they normally happen. Satire is only funny if your audience thinks that it is funny. Find out the intended audience of your work before you begin to write. What resonates with college students will not resonate with elderly retirees.  If you are planning to submit your work to a particular publication, ask the editor about the target audience of the publication. You should also read some back issues to familiarize yourself with the publication. If you are not sure who the audience is, try to write in a more general tone. However, keep in mind that someone is always likely to be alienated by a piece of satirical writing. This is because writing satire requires you to take a side.

Write an article based on this "Stand back and observe how the crepe myrtle is growing. Prune small sprouts at bottom of tree first. Cut side branches. Prune out dead and crossing branches. Cut long or arching branches back to where they are no more than 1/2-inch in diameter."
article: Brutal knobbing (the method above) can produce a lot of blooms but it comes at the expense of the shape of the tree. This is because crepe myrtles will skin over and repair any place where a branch has been removed. Therefore, imagine that after you've pruned, whatever you leave behind will grow larger in both circumference and length each year. Look at images of crepe myrtles from a hundred years ago and you'll see how beautiful the tree looked when pruned more gently. These are called "suckers." Left untrimmed, these will give your crepe myrtle a bushy appearance, and may compete with your main trunks for resources. Suckers can be pulled out when they first sprout or trimmed with a hand pruner. Leave the large, healthy, thick trunks to keep growing taller and stronger. Prune any branches coming out of side of the trunk up to about halfway up the trunk. This is called limbing-up, and helps the tree retain an attractive shape.  For younger trees that you are starting to shape, prune the small limbs from the ground up, leaving only the 3-5 strongest limbs. Remove smaller branches that are growing horizontally or toward the inside of the tree. You can use hand pruners for small, thin branches that you can reach, loppers for branches that are more than 1/2 inch (12 mm) thick, or a pole pruner for thicker or taller branches. Cut branches that are growing at an angle or that detract from the shape you are trying to achieve. Branches that are too thin will still bloom, but they will not be able to bear the weight of the blooms and will droop or break.  If you're cutting a branch back to the trunk, cut flush with the trunk instead of leaving a stub. Use loppers for lower branches or pole pruners for the tall ones out of reach. It is not necessary to cut off seed pods. It won't affect blooming.

Write an article based on this "Open Google Chrome . Click ⋮. Click Settings. Click Advanced▾. Click Manage Passwords. Click the switch at the top to the ON position . Turn the Auto Sign-in switch to the ON position ."
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It's the green, yellow, and red icon with the blue dot in the middle. It's the icon with the three vertical dots in the upper-right corner. It's at the bottom of the drop-down menu. It's at the bottom of the Settings page. This will expand more advanced settings. It is found under the Passwords and Forms heading. It's the switch at the top of the Manage Passwords page and will turn blue when it is enabled Now every time you log in with a login and password that isn't saved, you'll be prompted to save it. This optional setting will allow Google Chrome to automatically sign you in when visiting sites you've already saved the password for. If turned off, Chrome will require you to confirm your password every time you sign in to a website.