In order to keep you and your dog healthy and happy, you need to potty train him. It takes patience, time, and continued work. You need to set up a feeding and walking routine and enforcing good behavior when he goes to the bathroom outside. You may also need to paper train him if you live in an apartment.  The length of time it takes to potty train will vary depending on your dog. Keep at it and your dog will eventually learn. Keep you dog in a small, easily cleanable area while you are potty training him, such as a bathroom or laundry room. A good way to train your dog is with a crate. This can help keep your beagle in a contained area when you aren't around and will help you travel with him. It isn't bad for you dog if he is trained to use the crate correctly.  Start by putting the crate with a blanket or bed inside in a place where he is comfortable. Encourage him to come inside with a treat for a few days just to get him inside. After a few days, close the door behind him for 10 minutes at a time. Then, slowly increase it until he is used to it and can stay in there for long periods of time. Make sure you buy a crate that is an appropriate size for your dog. He needs plenty of space to move around and be comfortable. He should be able to stand normally without a hunched back and be able to turn around comfortably while in the crate. The crate does not have to be bigger than this. Your beagle should be happy and energetic, which means he needs to exercise every day. This includes two walks that last at least 20 minutes a piece. If you beagle is a puppy or elderly, the walks can be shorter at 15 minutes or less. You can also play interactive games with your beagles, such as fetch or Frisbee. Your beagle is a social animal since he was originally bred to be in packs. This means you need to socialize your dog with other dogs as well as other humans. Take him to a dog park or a community park so he can play with other dogs and can meet other people as well.  He, like other beagles, will love to play and will have an energetic, carefree spirit. This means he will love to play with you and other dogs. Buy toys you can throw and that he can chase across the yard. You can also take him to obedience classes, which will help socialize him as well as teach him good behavior.
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One-sentence summary -- Potty train your dog. Crate train your dog. Exercise your dog. Socialize your dog.


Sharing humor with others can be a great way to connect. If you want to bring some humor to social functions, learn a few basic jokes. You can also look for humorous pictures, witty statements, and funny internet memes to share with others. Look for things that go with your style of humor.  For example, try something like this: What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare line.  What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine? Give me my quarterback! People tend to laugh at jokes that deal with their situations, where they live, or their beliefs.  Make a light joke about the weather or the city you live in to break the ice with people. If you are in the same business, make a joke about that profession. When looking for something to say, comment on the weather. For example, "If it doesn't stop snowing, I'm going to have to ski to work." Think about your funny friends. How do they slip humor into the conversation? What kinds of jokes do they make?  Check out stand up comedians or watch videos online. Focus on their delivery, the topics, and how they turn the everyday into something humorous. Observe the people in your life that you consider funny, and determine what it is you like about their humor that you can add to your own. Practice making jokes so you can improve and become more natural. Start by using humor with trusted family and friends. Tell them your goal and ask them to be honest with you. Listen to them if they tell you that your jokes need improvement. As you become more comfortable, expand your comfort zone by inserting humor into conversations with people not as close to you. As you develop your sense of humor, think about the context. Do you get offended easily when people are making jokes? Whether you are telling jokes or laughing at jokes, you want to be careful not to offend anyone or hurt their feelings. Having a sense of humor means you approach life with a good-natured attitude. You don't use others to get a laugh, and you don't laugh when people make fun of others.   If you are telling jokes, think about context. Is this an appropriate joke for work, a date, or the group of people you are with? Will it offend someone? Know the difference between punching up and punching down. Punching up challenges the status quo by poking at a powerful group. Punching down reinforces the status quo by making fun of a vulnerable or oppressed group. Racist, sexist, and crude humor can be extremely offensive. Joking about a person's religion, political belief, and other belief systems may also cross into offensive territory. Save the tasteless, offensive jokes for your head or for those "anything goes" friends. Put-down humor or aggressive humor is used to criticize and manipulate through teasing, sarcasm, and ridicule. This can be funny when directed at public figures, but can be extremely hurtful if used against friends and take a toll on personal relationships.
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One-sentence summary -- Learn some jokes. Find the humor in commonalities. Surround yourself with funny people. Practice. Be careful not to offend people.


On laptops, they are typically located on the sides or on the back panel. For desktop computers, most have front ports, as well as several ports on the back side. The front ports may be hidden by a flap. If you plan to use it frequently, insert it into the front port. Make sure you insert it into the correct port - some desktops and laptops have different types of ports available, such as 2.0 and 3.0 ports, which could be hi-speed and non-hi-speed ports. Proceed accordingly. It should fit snugly. Do not force it in. USB drives insert one way, so if it doesn’t fit, try turning it upside down. When you insert the flash drive, Windows will install the drivers for it automatically. You will see notifications about this in the bottom right corner of the desktop. NOTE: If Windows isn't able to identify the device or install the drivers automatically, you may either visit the manufacturers webpage for the appropriate driver (it is often located in the support or download section of the website), or visit the Windows Compatibility Center which lists thousands of devices and links to their respectful webpages.  Unless it has been disabled, the Autoplay window will open when you insert your USB drive. It will list several options depending on what is stored on the flash drive. The most common one is “Browse files…” If it doesn't, go to Computer or My Computer from the Start menu. This will list the devices attached to your computer. You should see your USB flash drive here. It is often named for the manufacturer of the drive. Double click it to open the drive. This could take several minutes depending on what you are copying. Once the transfer is complete, you can remove your flash drive. To remove the USB Flash Drive safely, locate the "Safely Remove Hardware" icon in the system tray located on the bottom right of the screen, on the taskbar (next to the clock);right-click it and choose the USB Flash Drive from the list of devices. Be careful not to remove the wrong device (your device can carry its own (manufacturer's) name or a generic name that Windows recognises it by. After clicking the USB Flash Drive, Windows shall notify you once the device is safe to remove from the USB port. An alternative method would be to go to Start>Computer, right-click the USB Flash Drive and click "eject" from the menu.
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Find a USB port. Insert the USB drive into the port. Wait for the transfer to complete.