Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Play it cool for the time being. Brainstorm ways to get even. Put your plan into action. Document getting even so he remembers. Reconcile after you get even.

Answer: Sometimes getting even is a way to release negative emotions like anger which can be unhealthy. Don’t show your hand, or your anger right away and say you're going to get even. Instead react honestly, and make your target think he's won. This way he'll be less likely to expect payback.  Say your coworker didn’t tell you about an important meeting or used your work as his own. Don’t call him out and make a scene at work, that will only make you look worse. Let him think he's won and wait for your chance to get even. Is your friend taking advantage of your relationship? Tired of trying to talk to him and not getting through? Don't blow up at him, wait for your chance to get even. Or perhaps your significant other is taking advantage of the relationship. Freaking out may exacerbate the situation, so stay calm and try not to say something you might regret like "This is why..." or "You always...". There are plenty of inventive ways to get even. Now it’s time to channel your frustration into creative thinking. Either come up with your own plan or try giving him a taste of own medicine. Plan the what, when, and where. Get to work early before anyone else so you have time to set up. Make plans to hang out with your friend at his place, or plan a date with your significant other.  Remember that coworker who wronged you? Think of what he did to you and use what you have at your disposal to get even. Maybe your friend is always borrowing your stuff without asking. Why not get even by returning the favor? Maybe your significant other is always late, or never offers to pay for anything. Now it’s time to get your “just desserts”. With your plan all set up, you’re going to have to do some acting to keep him from thinking anything is up.  If you use something like a shared calendar at work you can set up a private event that won’t show up on your coworker’s calendar so he won’t know about it. If you’re looking to have a bit more fun, you can also go into a shared folder and move his files around, hide them in subfolders, or even remove them completely. Just make sure that what you're doing won't get you fired.  Borrow your friend’s phone charger and hide it so that when his phone runs out of battery he can’t charge it. It may sound kind of silly, but hey, we're getting even here. Or, if you’re really feeling creative, use his phone or computer to get on his social media account and post on his behalf apologizing for all of his transgressions. Get even with your significant other by making him wait for once, or “forget” your wallet when you go out. This way you can enjoy it over and over again. This part is just as fun as getting even. Snap a couple of photos or shoot a video, you can even have a friend help you out with this. There’s no better way to make someone remember what he's done than to provide proof, after all. And if you’re feeling a little vindictive, you can always upload it to social media. Remember here that you’re getting even, not ruining his life or destroying a relationship. Reveal why you did what you did and show him that you’re even now by helping him with anything you may have done.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Deepen your voice slightly. Don't talk too fast or too slow. Smile over the phone.

Answer: A deeper voice will make it a little bit easier for her to understand what you're saying. It will also be more soothing and comforting to hear a deeper voice. Keep your voice gentle, soft and friendly. Try to keep your voice modulated so you're not shouting or yelling. You can certainly exclaim if the conversation calls for it, but being too emphatic over the phone can come across the wrong way. Make sure the girl can understand what you're saying. Slow down your speech so you're talking at a normal pace (but not so slow that you sound awkward). Keep your voice relaxed and even. Even though she won't be able to see you, she can still hear a smile in your voice when you talk. Keep your body relaxed and sit in a comfortable position when you talk on the phone. Smile when she says something funny or when you're telling a story. Try recording your voice when you're smiling and when you're not smiling. Listen to the difference in your voice.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Learn about the species. Know quaker parrot tendencies. Consider where you should acquire one. Decide whether to choose a baby or adult bird.

Answer:
Quakers are not the largest or most colorful of parrots, but they are among the smartest and (depending on the individual bird) most talkative.  Familiarize yourself with the following general details before considering an acquisition:  They average about 11-13 inches in length, and are typically grayish-white and green in color.  They can live for 30 years in captivity, so consider this a long-term addition to your household. Quakers hail originally from temperate parts of South America, but seem to thrive in just about any climate. Concern about escaped Quakers’ ability to thrive and overwhelm native ecosystems is part of why ownership of the species is banned or restricted in over a dozen states, including California. Check your home state’s current policies before moving forward with any acquisition plans. Terms like “smart,” “fearless,” “curious,” and “mischievous” pop up frequently in descriptions of quakers, and with good reason.  Living with one is akin in many respects to living with a small child.  They are typically fast learners and gifted mimics, so quakers usually make very talkative avian companions.  (Never assume that any individual parrot, regardless of species, will be a talker, however.)  Despite being talkative (and “squawkative,” for lack of a better term), however, they are not usually overly loud compared to other parrot species. Quakers build nests in the wild that are akin to apartment blocks, with multi-room “apartments” built adjacent to those of other surrounding “tenants.”  For this reason, they are naturally adept borrowers (or thieves, depending on your perspective). Quakers will take anything from eyeglasses to pens to paper scraps and stash them away in their cages, as part of their instinct to collect materials for their elaborate nests. Quakers often cost between $50 and $200 to purchase, making them manageable for most interested buyers.  Not only the price but the personality of the bird you’re getting may be determined by where you acquire it.  Common places include:  A responsible breeder. This will cost more than alternatives, but is your best bet for getting a loving, hand-fed baby. A parrot rescue. Quakers may not be commonly available here, but if you are lucky, you might be able to find one. You will not get a baby, but the cost will be less, and the parrot will be in a needful and loving home. A shelter. It is unlikely that you will find your quaker here, but check nonetheless. You probably will not have any idea of your Quaker's history if you adopt from here, and the shelter route is only recommended to experienced bird owners. A pet store. Do your homework before considering whether to buy from here.  The prices might be cheaper, but you may be getting an unhealthy bird that is less than your money's worth. Not to mention that many pet stores buy their parrots from disreputable sources that use inhumane methods for acquiring and breeding their birds. From the newspaper, online, etc. Some people may be re-homing their quakers, and this is a fine place to get one, but remember to check that they are not rehoming their parrot because of medical or behavioral issues. It may be tempting to think that an adult bird that has already been trained and socialized would be easier to care for, especially for a novice, but that may not be the case. The best chance of training the bird, establishing good habits and handling the bird is with a youngster.  Quakers can develop a strong attachment to a particular individual, so an adult quaker may have trouble adjusting to a new home and "parent." Also, unless you are sure of the bird's history, you may be acquiring one with a history of behavioral issues, perhaps even because of neglect or abuse.   It is a noble gesture to take in a rescue quaker, but it may present too great a challenge if you do not have previous experience. As indicated in the previous step, acquiring a baby quaker that has been hand-fed is probably the safest route (if likely most expensive), especially if you don't have much experience caring for birds.  There are no guarantees, of course, but a quaker that has been cared for responsibly since birth is most likely to become a well-adjusted, loving adult. If you do choose a baby quaker, set up your home with its cage, toys, etc. prior to its arrival, like you would with a baby's crib and such.  Be ready to welcome it to its new home.