INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Depression affects your desire to communicate effectively, as well as your ability to carry on conversations. When you're giving your lines, say them quietly, with difficulty. Make it seem that it is hard for you to talk loudly enough to keep a conversation going. Take a long pause before you answer or respond to a question, then sigh deeply and say something along the lines of the following:  "Oh...I just don't know." "I don't really care." "Whatever." "I guess..." Respond to questions and conversational prompts as if you've got nothing but contempt for the conversation that's happening. Sneer at simple questions and make everything think that they've done something to raise your ire, even if they're just asking you what you want for lunch.  Sarcasm is sometimes more of a tone than a specific thing to say, but you can always just repeat what someone says to you in a snide tone of voice. "I don't know, what do you want for lunch?" is a good option. Roll your eyes a lot when others speak. One of the easiest ways to communicate sarcasm is to act like responding would be beneath you. Stay quiet and roll those eyes. Don't be mean. It's possible to take your act too far and start to seem like you're angry, which could get you into trouble. Use sarcasm gently and as a last resort. When we're feeling up and happy, it feels good to communicate and to carry on conversations. When we're depressed, talking is sometimes the last thing you want to do. If you want to seem depressed, don't say anything at all. If you're asked a question directly, instead of responding, just shrug your shoulders and look at the ground. If there's a light conversation happening, turn it dark, as if you can't help but find the negative in every positive thing. Be a downer on every conversation, even if you have to turn the conversation completely away from where it was going.

SUMMARY: Whisper and mumble. Be sarcastic. Speak less. Find the darkness in everything.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Whether you want to deep clean your Chucks so they look brand new, or you’re just trying to get some major stains out, you can make your Converse shoes look great with a few simple cleaning supplies in no time.  Get some stain remover, laundry detergent, 3% hydrogen peroxide solution, and a Magic Eraser for the dirt and stains.  You can use a couple hand towels and/or rags for scrubbing and laying out your shoes. Make sure that none of your cleaning supplies have bleach in them. Even if you have a white pair of All Stars, you want to avoid any chemicals that may discolor your shoes. Fill a bucket with warm water and add enough soap so that you can see bubbles.  If you don’t have a bucket readily available, you can also fill up your sink or bathtub with some soapy water. Add some hydrogen peroxide for extra cleaning power. The easiest way to clean your laces is to remove them from your Chucks and clean separately. This will also make it much easier to scrub the tongue and eyelets of your shoes. For now, set the laces aside on a dry towel or rag. If your shoes have recently gotten dirty or muddied then it’s easiest to let the mud dry off before trying to clean your shoes. This may sound counterintuitive but it will be easier to scrape dry mud off of your shoes.  If you soak or scrub your shoes with a lot of mud on them then you’re more likely to smear the mud into the canvas, making it harder to remove stains. Smack your shoes together to knock any mud off. You can also use a toothbrush or bristle brush to get dry mud off your shoes. To protect your washing machine and prevent your shoes from banging around, you should pad your washing machine with some clothes or towels that are similar in color to your shoes.  Don’t fill the washing machine too high so that your shoes won’t get the full effects of the washing machine. It’s also advisable to only use old clothes or fabrics that you won’t mind if they get affected by your shoes.
Summary: Get your cleaning supplies. Get a clean rag and a solution of mild soap and water. Remove the shoelaces. Let any recent dirt or mud dry. Fill your washing machine with similar colored fabrics.

The messenger should tell you that he has a letter for you. This will be the letter that will inform you of lands that are available to purchase. These lands include Windstad Manor in Hjaalmarch, Lakeview Manor in Falkreath Hold and Heljarchen Hall in The Pale. ) Choose any of these three cities; all three will have their respective Jarl and quest that you must fulfill. Once inside, talk to Jarl and you'll be given a task. In Skyrim, you're unable to purchase a house/land unless the Jarl recognizes you. Once you've finished it, the Jarl will name you his/her thane. You now have the rights to buy a piece of land under that Jarl's jurisdiction. The Jarl will confirm the auction of the land. The Jarl will then tell you to speak to his/her aide. You will now be able to purchase a lot. Each lot costs 5,000 septims (gold) and will require you to travel to its set location.
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One-sentence summary -- Wait for a messenger to approach you. Head to Morthal(in Hjaalmarch), Falkreath, or Dawnstar(in The Pale. Enter inside the Jarl's hall in the city that you chose. Complete the quest the Jarl gives you. Ask the Jarl about a piece of land that they're selling. Speak to the Jarl's aide.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Rather than release the fart quickly, which will likely cause a loud fart noise, take your time and release the fart slowly. Do this by squeezing your abdominal muscles and taking long inhales and exhales as you release the fart. Releasing the fart slowly should cut down on the noise it makes as it comes out of your butt. Or spread your buttcheeks as far as you can from each other to make a smooth, wavy fart that can sometimes have no scent at all. You can distract from your fart by coughing loudly or sneezing as you fart. This can help to cover up the noise as you fart. You could also make a loud noise by pretending to talk on your cell phone or turning up the music in the room before you release the gas. This could muffle the noise that inevitably comes with farting. Another option is to fart while you are on the move so that the sound and smell do not linger in your general vicinity. Doing this will allow you to be absent when someone smells the fart or hears it and not have to assume any guilt when the smell of your fart is discovered. Try to walk towards an empty room or area so that you can finish farting when no one else is around you. That way, you will not need to feel embarrassed about releasing uncomfortable gas. Before you fart, get up and try to vacate the area so you are not in a crowd or around a lot of people. That way, you can go into another room or area and fart to your heart's content. If you are on a crowded train, for example, try to get over to an empty car before you release gas. If you are in a busy office, head to an empty meeting room or common area and fart there so no one can be offended by the sound or smell. You can mask the smell of your farts by spraying air freshener in the area or by using the scent of hand cream to ward off the smell. Rub scented hand cream on your hands after you have farted so the scent overpowers any stinky smells that may be lingering in the air.

SUMMARY:
Release the fart slowly. Cough loudly or make a loud noise. Walk as you fart. Leave the room or area. Spray air freshener.