Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Act like you are itching your nose. Flip the person off behind their back.

Answer: Reach up to your face as though you are going to itch your nose or your face. Look in the direction of the person that you want to flip off. Then, use your middle finger to scratch your nose while staring pointedly. The person that you are flipping off might not notice this move. However, it might give other onlookers a laugh. You might feel a bit better simply by releasing your anger somehow, even if the person in question doesn't actually see you. Consider whether you want to provoke a confrontation, or just get your feelings out.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Go light. Slip on some black briefs. Bulk up. Add the Batman crest. Slip on your gloves. Fasten on your utility belt. Add Bat-gadgets as desired. Put the cape back in "Caped Crusader. Slip on the black boots. Crown your costume with the perfect Batman mask.

Answer: Unlike the Dark Knight's suit, the Batman of the Detective Comics days is a lot simpler. Here's how to make one.  Start with full-body pant suit or unitard. It should be neutral or slightly bluish-gray, with long sleeves. Unless you're already ripped, it should fitted loosely so that you can pad. You can find them at stores that sell ballet clothing, or if you will be spending time outside when the weather is colder, you can go for neoprene body suit like those that divers, surfers, and paddlers use. Don't worry about getting a unitard if you can't find one—the utility belt will make the suit look continuous. Do make sure your pants are not loose at the bottom—they need to tuck into your boots. Not boxers. Batman is an outsider, he has no problem wearing his underwear on the outside of his gray suit. So find a pair that has nothing written on them. Dark blue will also work, depending on the bat-era you are trying to emulate. Use shoulder pads that you can get from a fabric store to add muscles to your body to fill out the suit, or use balloons partially inflated. It will need to cover the center of your chest. The look of the crest has been interpreted two different ways: A yellow sideways oval with all black "bat" symbol on the inside OR an all-black "bat" symbol without anything around it. The gloves should be elbow length, should match the color of your Bat-briefs, and should have three fins attached to the sides. These fins should be stiff and angling backwards towards Batman. This is the iconic yellow belt with a large gold Batman symbol on the front and small square yellow pockets that house Batman's gadgets. You can probably find a vinyl yellow belt at Goodwill or Salvation Army. Barring that, there's always the costume store, which may have a yellow Bat Utility Belt. Go the extra mile and try adding utilities such as a Bat-monitor (walkie-talkie), Bat-cuffs, a Bat-lasso, a Bat-Tracer (anything with a blinking LED), Batarangs (anywhere that sells novelty boomerangs, painted black or yellow), etc. " You should have a floor length black cape with jagged edges and blue lining. The edges should be reminiscent of bat wings. These should come up just below the knee. There shouldn't be any sort of lace or strap on the boots. Batman doesn't have time to deal with that. Try all black rain boots. Create a black fabric mask with pointed ears that extend from top sides of your head. You should have a pointy (pyramid-like) nose. The mouth and chin should be completely exposed and the eyes should have almond shaped holes for visibility purposes.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Purchase your vanity light bar equipment. Open your light bar boxes. Screw the light bars onto the mirror. Cut your extension cords. Expose the copper wiring.

Answer: You probably have several things you need already lying around your house. Find two extension cords, scissors, and picture hanging strips (the ones with adhesive that pull off). You may need to go to a hardware or lighting store for vanity light bars and light bulbs. Use the type of light bulbs that your vanity light bars' manufacturer recommends. You can also find vanity light bars online in a variety of sizes. Take the two light bars out of their boxes. Remove the caps that surround the sides of each socket. Set the caps aside and take care not to lose them since you'll need to reinsert them after you install the light bars. These are usually reflective like the mirror so they hide the bases of the light bulbs when re-installed. Set the light bars on opposite sides of mirror. Place the bars where you ultimately want them so they lay flush against the frame. Depending on which light bars you purchase, you'll see holes for screws in several places. Use a screw driver or a drill to secure the light bar to your mirror. Your vanity light bars will probably come with the screws you need to attach the bars. Take a pair of scissors and cut off the adapter end of your extension cord. Do this for both extension cords and take care not to cut yourself while using the scissors. Make a 1/4 inch cut at the end of the cord where you just removed the adapter. You should cut in between the two thin cords that are connected. Once you've cut in between the cords, hold one cord in each hand and carefully pull them apart. Keep pulling until you have about 5 inches of separated wires. Use your scissors to cut just the plastic covering the copper wire about an inch from the end. Once you've made the cut, slide the plastic off the end so you see the copper wire. Do this for both of the wires on both sets of extension cords. Take care not to cut into the copper wire while you're cutting away the plastic covering.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Protect yourself and the rest of your home. Clean the feces up. Use a cleaner on the area.

Answer:
Wear disposable latex gloves to protect your hands from getting soiled. Also, have an open plastic bag close by, so that you can dropped soiled items into the bag, rather than risking them dripping through the house on the way to the garbage can. You want to remove it before it dries onto the surface, as it will be harder to clean up if it does. Wiping up the diarrhea is best done by mopping it up using disposable paper towels or old towels, which can be thrown away afterwards. . You need to disinfect the area and make sure that your dog doesn't think that it has a new bathroom spot. Use a cleaner that is safe for your floors first. This will make sure the area is physically clean. Then you need to use a pet odor neutralizer. This will get rid of any smells that might invite your dog back to the same spot. Pet odor neutralizers are available at any pet store. Just make sure that the one you choose is safe for the surface you are cleaning.