INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Open one 15-ounce (425 g) can of chickpeas. Pour the can through a strainer to drain off the soaking liquid. Rinse the chickpeas with fresh water and transfer the chickpeas to a serving bowl. Use a potato masher to mash the chickpeas. You can mash the chickpeas as smooth as you like. For a rustic texture, just mash the chickpeas a little. Wash celery, green onions, and red bell pepper. Thinly slice 2 stalks of the celery and add it to the serving bowl along with 3 thinly sliced green onions. You'll also need to add:  1/4 cup (35 g) of finely chopped dill pickle 1/4 cup (45 g) of finely chopped red bell pepper 1 clove of minced garlic Stir in the remaining ingredients until the salad is combined. Adjust any of the flavorings according to your taste. You'll need to stir in:  3 tablespoons mayonnaise 1 1/2 teaspoons yellow mustard 2 teaspoons minced fresh dill (optional) 1 1/2 to 3 teaspoons fresh lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon fine sea salt Freshly ground black pepper You can use this chickpea salad in place of chicken, tuna or egg salad. Toast a few slices of bread and scoop some of the mashed chickpea salad on it. Or fill a wrap or tortilla with a few scoops of the salad. You can also top a basic green salad with the mashed chickpea salad.

SUMMARY: Prepare the chickpeas. Chop the vegetables. Combine and season the salad. Serve the mashed chickpea salad.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: In addition to being able to use any type of wood in the Minecraft world to make a set of stairs, you can also use certain types of stone:  Bricks (made from clay) Quartz Cobblestone Sandstone (mined or made from sand) Nether brick You'll need six blocks of the same material to create a set of four stair blocks. In order to do so:   Stone - Mine any kind of stone (cobblestone, sandstone, mossy stone, stone bricks, etc.) with at least a wooden pickaxe.  Wood - Mine any kind of wood (jungle, birch, oak, etc.) with any tool. Use an axe for the quickest production. To do this, right-click the crafting table (computer edition) or press your console controller's left trigger while facing the table. If you don't have a crafting table, you can press E (or X for consoles) and use four wood planks to create a crafting table. To create stairs, you'll need to place three blocks in the first column of the crafting table, two in the second column, and one in the third.  You'll need to place your blocks starting on the bottom row of the crafting table. If you're using the Xbox version of Minecraft, simply scroll over to the stairs icon and then scroll up or down to select your preferred material. It's to the right of the crafting table interface. Doing so will both create a set of four stairs blocks and add them to your inventory.  On Xbox, just press A. If your quick-access bar at the bottom of the screen has an opening, the stairs will be added to it.
Summary: Decide on a material for your stairs. Collect at least six blocks of your chosen material. Open your crafting table. Place your material in the crafting table. Click the stairs icon.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Depending upon your situation, the tightness of your pants may be making your erection worse. Try discreetly loosening your pants. Sit down behind a table or desk and unbuckle your belt. If needed, unbutton and partially unzip your pants to give your erection more "breathing room" with less pressure.  Be conscious of where you are. Don't be obvious. You don't want to be mistaken for some sort of pervert. If you have a bit of privacy, applying a cold pack to your crotch (outside your clothing) can soothe discomfort and encourage your erection to dissipate as well. If you've ever been in a cold swimming pool or outside on a cold day in shorts, you know that the penis and testes tend to retract towards the warmth of your body. While taking a cold shower is often considered the way to "cool off" raging sexual desires, a warm bath can actually provide a soothing, comfortable environment that may bring your erection to a faster conclusion.  Light exercise, like walking on a treadmill or simple aerobics, can also help provide distraction and a shift in blood distribution. These alternatives are often used as initial efforts to end a possible case of priapism, in which the pooled blood becomes trapped in the shaft of the penis. If you have an erection that lasts for more than four hours for any reason, seek medical attention immediately. If not treated quickly, priapism can lead to permanent damage, including but not limited to erectile dysfunction. This may not be easy to do with an erection, but urinating can sometimes make an erection go away. Urination causes pleasant, relaxing feelings in your groin, which can make an erection feel less "tight" or "urgent." Waking up in the morning with an erection is common for men of all ages. It can occur with or without the prompting of sexually-arousing dreams. Despite the degree of difficulty in hitting your target while you have an erection, urinating can often help bring it to a conclusion quickly. When it comes down to it, the most effective way to end an erection is to bring it to its natural conclusion. Barring a medical condition, ejaculation almost invariably causes an erection to end.  Discreetly excuse yourself from the situation and find a private area: a bathroom, a bedroom, or anywhere else you feel sure that you won't disturb anyone. Do your business, clean up, and return to the situation relieved and ready to go. Avoid masturbating in public. If you do find yourself in a public place with an erection, find somewhere relatively private to do your thing. A lockable bathroom stall will do in a pinch, as long as you aren't loud or obvious about what you're doing. Public masturbation is illegal in many places, and you might disturb people if you aren't careful.

SUMMARY:
Relieve your discomfort. Try a warm bath or light exercise. Urinate. Masturbate.