Problem: Article: A Mah Jongg set comes with 144 tiles. Each tile has either a symbol or a Chinese character on it. Your goal when playing Mah Jongg is to create combinations with these tiles. Your Mah Jongg set should include:  36 Bamboo tiles, 4 sets numbered 1-9 36 Chinese Character tiles, 4 sets numbered 1-9 36 Circle tiles, 4 sets numbered 1-9 12 Dragon tiles, 4 red, 4 green , and 4 white 16 Wind tiles, 4 of each wind direction (North, South, East, and West) 4 Flower tiles numbered 1-4 4 Season tiles, numbered 1-4 Although there are many different tiles in Mah Jongg, there are just three different kinds of tile combinations that you will be trying to make as you play Mah Jongg. These combinations include  Chow: a run of the same type of three tiles, such as three Chinese character tiles numbered 2, 3, and 4 Pong: a set of three tiles, such as three number 2 Bamboo tiles Kong: a set of four tiles, such as four number 5 Circle tiles The object of Mah Jongg is to complete four Chow or Pong combinations OR a Kong combination plus a pair of two identical tiles. The first player to do so wins the round. A game of Mah Jongg usually includes 16 rounds so that each player has a chance to be the dominant wind four times. Players earn points when they win a round and at the end of 16 rounds, the player with the most points is the winner.
Summary: Examine the tiles. Learn the combinations. Understand the object of the game.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Create a bizarre contrast between your target and something else. This brand of humor is especially appealing to kids, teenagers, and fans of slapstick.  If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it? — Steven Wright What hasn't already been said? What unique angle do you have? You can also get people to laugh by saying something that wouldn't normally be said about a group or person that's perceived as innocent, like kids, your grandma, nuns, kittens . . . you get the picture.   A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body.  — Dave Attell  If God had written the Bible, the first line should have been 'It's round.' — Eddie Izzard Certain types of jokes seem to consistently elicit laughs even though we've all heard them before. Think "your mama" jokes, jokes about nagging girlfriends, and jokes about messy boyfriends.   Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. — Jerry Seinfeld A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, 'Hey, we have a drink named after you!' The grasshopper looks surprised and says, 'You have a drink named Steve?' You're not going to get people to laugh unless they can see a bit of themselves in the joke. If they don't identify with either you as the joker or with the target, you're going to have some blank looks on your hands. When people relate to a joke, it gives them a cathartic release - and that's why people like jokes in the first place, isn't it?   Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I. — Billy Connolly  Ladies gotta say no to their husbands at the movies. They gotta say: 'No, we are watching back-to-back cancer movies. And then this movie about a cat.' — Tina Fey Puns fall into this category, as do blond jokes, baby jokes, and knock knock jokes.   I will not talk to someone who has less than 10 toes. I am LACK TOES INTOLERANT. — Gilbert Gottfried

SUMMARY: Add an element of the absurd. Say something shocking or unexpected. Fall back on an old standard. Make it relatable. Tell a joke so stupid it's funny.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Obviously, this is a no-brainer, but remember: Chex offers more than one variety of cereal. For the most variety, go with equal portions of different types of Chex. Or, go with your gut and load it with more of your favorite (and even omit the others entirely). Chex offers more varieties than these, but Chex mixes usually use a combination of:   Corn Rice Wheat For a traditional Chex mix, go with pretzels, mixed nuts, and garlic-flavored bagel chips. But this is your own mix, so feel free to experiment. Try mixing things up by either partially or totally replacing the pretzels, nuts, and bagel chips (or even the Chex) with other dry or salty snacks, like:  Other cereals, such as Cheerios or Wheaties  Cheesy crackers, like Cheeze-Its or Goldfish  Other types of chips, such as potato or rye When it’s time to bake, you’re going to combine your dry ingredients with melted butter and Worcestershire sauce. If you like things spicy, though, consider adding a tablespoon of either:  Sriracha sauce Hot sauce Adobo sauce To mimic original Chex mix, stick to seasoned salt, garlic powder, and onion powder. However, feel free to tinker in order to please your own tastes. Consider seasoning your butter/sauce mixture with other ingredients like:  Rosemary Black pepper Sugar
Summary: Start with Chex. Choose your other dry ingredients. Add some spice to your wet ingredients if desired. Decide on your seasonings.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: You may shave your arms with a safety razor just as any part of your body. This is a temporary solution, and you may see hair regrowth within a few days. In order to keep up with this method, you will need to shave your arm hair a few times a week.  Because you are cutting your hair with a blunt razor, this method may cause noticeable ingrown hairs. The hair may also appear to grow back thicker.  Be aware of these side effects when choosing to shave arm hair.
Summary:
Shave your arm hair.