Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Hold W to do the splits. Tap W to scoot forward. Tap Q to pull your back leg forward. Tap W repeatedly. Alternate between Q and W. Wait, there's a hurdle?

Answer: At the start of the race, press and hold W to clench your left thigh. One leg will shoot straight forward while the other stays behind. Just let the runner fall until he's balanced on his foot in front, and his knee in back. If you landed past 1.5 meters, break out the champagne. If your front leg isn't fully extended, tap W to scoot forward another couple tenths of a meter. Once your runner stops moving, continue to the next step. Forget that you ever knew how to stand up. Standing is a story that only children believe in. Don't hold it down too long, or you'll tip over backward. Just tap it to bring your back knee forward, until it's a short ways behind your butt. If you've been playing for longer than 10 seconds, Usain Bolt would have already finished the race. Don't let it get to you. Now that your back leg is further forward, you have more room to scoot. You can often tap W several times, hopping on your back knee or dragging it forward slowly. Stop when your front leg is fully forward, or when more tapping doesn't cause you to move. There are no fans in the background because they've all walked home. On their legs. Keep repeating this knee-hop, and you'll scoot forward with very little chance of falling down. Tapping between the two keys quickly will get you there, but you'll move faster and avoid tendonitis if you move in larger spurts. Hit Q to bring your knee forward, then hit W several times to lunge forward. Repeat until you're at the hurdle. QWOP is too easy. We don't need those O and P keys. Yes, there's a hurdle at the 50 meter mark. It is possible to stay in the splits position, knock the hurdle over, and push it to the finish line. You'll move even slower than before, but stepping over it is risky. If you do want to get over it (after knocking it down), try propping yourself up on your front foot with O. Once your front calf is tilted a little forward of vertical, hit Q and W vigorously to clear the hurdle. It's very hard to do this without falling over. If you've made it past the hurdle, you deserve a break from sarcastic comments. Congratulations, and good luck becoming a National Champion at the 100 meter mark.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Toast the cumin seeds until they turn fragrant. Crush the cumin seeds, then take them out of the skillet and set them aside. Cook the bacon in the skillet until it turns crispy, then set it aside but save the drippings. Brown the beef in the bacon drippings over high heat then set the beef aside and leave the drippings in the pan. Sauté the onion in the drippings over medium heat, then add the spices and sauté for 1 minute more. Add the bacon, beef, garlic, beef broth, tomatoes, ancho chilies, and water. Bring the chili to a boil, then reduce the heat to a simmer, and cook partially covered for 2 hours. Take out the ancho chilies, purée them in a blender, then stir them back into the chili. Serve the chili.

Answer: Place a large skillet on the stove and set the heat to medium-high. Add the cumin seed, and toast them until they turn fragrant, about 1 minute. You can crush them using a smaller pan, or a flat-bottomed metal or wooden tool. Remove the seeds when you are done, and set them aside. Put the bacon into the same skillet you used to toast the cumin seeds. Cook the bacon over medium-high heat until it turns crispy. Once it is done, set the bacon aside on top of some folded paper towels, but leave the drippings in the skillet. You will be using the bacon and beef drippings to cook the rest of the ingredients. Reduce the heat to medium, then add the chopped onion. Sauté it until it turns brown, about 8 to 10 minutes. Then, add the toasted cumin seeds, chili powder, paprika, oregano, black pepper, thyme, salt, and minced garlic. Sauté for 1 minute more, stirring occasionally. Crumble the bacon first, then add it to the skillet. Add in the rest of the ingredients, and give the chili a stir to mix everything in. Add more water as necessary to keep the chili from drying out. You can also cook this in a slow cooker for 6 to 8 hours. Using a slotted spoon or fork, scoop out the ancho chilies, and purée them in a blender. Add the puréed chilies back into the skillet, and give everything a good stir. You can serve it as is, or you can garnish it with some chopped onions, shredded cheese, or crumbled saltine crackers. This recipe also goes well with tamales or rice.


Problem: Write an article based on this summary: Reward the dog with treats. Encourage socialization with other dogs. Build trust with traumatized dogs. Respect a traumatized dog.

Answer:
If the dog is performing a desired behavior such as being relaxed, improving confidence, etc., give him a treat. This will help him make a connection between you and good things, but, in particular, it will reinforce that good things happen when he isn't exhibiting shy behavior. This is called positive reinforcement, and it is very effective and highly recommended for shy dogs. Be sure to accompany treats with praise. If you notice your dog is shy around other dogs, find a very friendly and easygoing dog with whom to socialize your dog. Introduce the two dogs very briefly at first—at a distance—and monitor the interaction on leashes. Re-introduce the dogs daily, building up the time spent together. Consider positive progressive agility or obedience training as another good place to meet new dogs and situations. There are several ways to build trust with dogs who have experienced past trauma, which is important to helping your dog stop exhibiting shy behavior. If you have a dog that is showing signs of trauma, do your best to build trust with the dog to minimize shyness. Trauma can result from many different circumstances, including mistreatment or abuse, time spent living feral, or even life in a so-called puppy mill, where the dog may be bred repeatedly but not receive love from humans. Speak calmly, but do not pet the dog.  Allow the dog time to adjust to his surroundings. He may mark territory — even inside — but be patient and careful with discipline.  Traumatized dogs may benefit from having a quiet place all to themselves indoors. If you have other pets, you should expose the traumatized animal to them carefully, but make sure the quiet space is off-limits to other pets. Desensitize traumatized dogs to individuals they are shy around by having those people feed and play with him or her while you ignore the dog.