INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Find something to do for a few minutes while the cleaner works to break up the burnt gunk and food residue on the pan. For pans that are significantly caked in grime, let the powder sit on the pan for ten minutes.

SUMMARY: Let the pan sit for a few minutes.


INPUT ARTICLE: Article: It's above the windmill north of lumbridge.   He's walking in that area. He'll bank the hides for you but he will keep 3. So from every inventory, you'll get 25 hides. Because you don't have to run back to a bank, it makes much more money in the same amount of time. That depends of the GE prices.

SUMMARY: Go to the Beefy Bill Cow area. Kill the cows and pick up the cowhides that they drop. Repeat this until your inventory is full. Click on a cowhide and then on billy. You can than tan the hides in Al Kharid or you can just sell them.


INPUT ARTICLE: Article: Some people like to start their song by writing the lyrics, but if you’re not an experienced songwriter, it can be tricky to find a melody or track to fit those lyrics.   Look for a beat that you like, then write the rest of the song to fit that beat. You should also consider using a slower beat if you are planning to write a love song that is sensual and sexy for your crush. Pay close attention to the melody and rhythm of the track and try to fit your lyrics into what’s already there. If your crush likes a certain genre of music, like pop or hip hop, you can also look for a backing track that falls within that genre. If you play an instrument or are musically inclined, you may be able to write the melody for the song yourself. Start by picking a simple chord progression, then build the melody for the song on top of that.  Try strumming or playing the chord progression while vocally improvising a melody. Record your improvisation and listen to it back to see if there’s anything you want to keep. Start with a basic chord progression, like D-E-A or Am-F-C-G. Sometimes a melody will pop into your head, fully formed, but sometimes you have to work a little harder. Practice singing the melody of a hit song, then fooling around with the melody to make it your own.  Change the pitches of the ghost melody to be higher or lower. Where the song usually rises, have the melody fall instead. Try syncopating the beat or adding pauses where there’s usually music.

SUMMARY: Find a backing track. Write the melody yourself. Use a ghost melody to inspire the song.


INPUT ARTICLE: Article: If you have a sarcastic comment you can deploy in many different situations, practice it regularly on different people to memorize it.  For instance, when someone asks a common question like, “What’s up?” you might reply with “The sky.”  The frequency with which you should practice your sarcastic comments depends on the strength of your memory.  If you can memorize the sarcastic comment after practicing it two or three times daily, there’s no need to practice it more than that. If you need to practice your sarcastic comment more often before you can memorize it, do so. If your comment regularly gets eye-rolls, don’t use it anymore or use it less often.  If you have a go-to sarcastic comment that seems to be a big hit, work it into regular use. Remember, even good sarcasm can be overused. The best sarcastic answers or comments will draw on your deep knowledge of your audience and their preferences, attitudes, and beliefs.  Think carefully about how you can work your immediate situation and the conversation of others into a clever, sarcastic comment. For instance, imagine you and your friend Joe are big fans of the Hulk.  If Joe accidentally breaks a bunch of fragile dishes, you might say sarcastically, “You saved the day again, Hulk!” Spending time listening to people who are well-practiced in sarcasm will help you be more sarcastic, too.  Pay attention to when and how they utilize sarcasm.  Listen to the inflection in their voice and the facial expressions they use when being sarcastic. Being sarcastic takes time, focus, and experience.  As you exercise your sarcasm “muscles,” you will become better at being sarcastic.  Keep trying to use sarcasm, even if you tell a few jokes that others think are not very funny.

SUMMARY:
Practice your sarcastic comments. Take note of the reactions you get when practicing a particular sarcastic comment. Be creative. Talk to sarcastic people. Don’t be afraid to fail.