Write an article based on this "Squeeze out some glue into a mixing cup. Add a hint of brown. Stir it up until the color is even. Pour half of it out onto a sheet of parchment paper. Add something chunky. Cover the chunky bits with the rest of the glue. Wait for the glue to dry. Peel the vomit off."
article: You can use a decoupage glue, like Mod Podge, or white school glue. Plan on squeezing out about 1/4 to 1/2 cup (60 to 120 milliliters). Use a cup that you can throw away, like a paper one. You just need a tiny drop of brown food coloring, water color, or paint. The vomit will look light tan now, but it will get darker after it dries. You can use just about anything to stir: a plastic spoon, a popsicle stick, a toothpick, etc. Place the parchment paper onto a baking sheet first. Next, pour the glue onto the parchment paper into a vomit shape. Save the rest of the glue for later. You can also use a sheet of wax paper or even plastic wrap. A handful of dry cat or dog food will look gross. If this is human vomit, you could try a handful of dry oatmeal or granola. Put most of the chunks in the middle of the glue puddle, and a few bits on the edges. Simply pour the rest of your colored glue over the vomit puddle. Make sure that you cover all the chunky bits you added in. This will help seal them in. The glue will turn clearish once it dries. This may take a few days. If you get impatient, let it dry for about 48 hours, then bake it for about 10 minutes in the oven at 275°F (135°C).  If you want to bake it, open up a window. It will stink! Don't put wax paper or plastic wrap into the oven. If you used those, you'll have to let it air dry. The glue will dry semi-flexible, but be careful not to bend it too much. Leave the vomit some place for your victim to find, like the floor or their pillow. Because this vomit is made from glue, it should last a very long time.

Write an article based on this "Play one-on-one or with teams of two. Fill 20 16-oz plastic cups halfway with beer. Fill a bucket with clean water to rinse balls before throwing. Arrange the plastic cups into a 10-cup triangle at each end of the table. Determine who goes first."
article: Teams of two will take turns throwing the ball each time they get a turn. If you want to avoid drinking too much, consider filling each ¼ up the way with beer. You can vary the amount of beer per cup so each side has an equal amount of beer in each cup. While sanitation isn't exactly the cornerstone of beer pong, nobody wants to drink a tainted cup of beer. Have some clean water handy so players can clean their balls before throwing, and keep paper towels on handy to soak up spills. The point of each triangle should face the opposing team. There will be one cup in the first row, two in the second row, three in the third row, and the base of the triangle will have four cups. Do not tilt the cups.  You can also play with 6 cups. The more cups, the longer the game will likely last. Many games are started by a member of each team playing rock, paper, scissors. Winners go first. Another variation to choose who goes first is playing “eye-to-eye.” To do this, teams try to make a cup while maintaining eye contact with the opponent, and the first one to do so goes first. You can also flip a coin.

Write an article based on this "Eat chicken soup. Eat healthily. Exercise. Use a saline nasal spray. Get rested."
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Chicken soup can do a couple of things to help girls get well more quickly. One, it acts as an anti-inflammatory agent and two, it speeds up the movement of mucus which eases nasal congestion and can help get rid of viruses. Also, it aids in keeping you hydrated. Healthy eating is a huge part of getting better more quickly and in staying better once you've gotten rid of your cold. This means avoiding sweets while you're sick: no soda, no candy, no ice cream, no dairy.  Sugar is apparently terrible for your immune system. It curbs the immune system cells that attack viruses, which in turn keeps you from getting better quickly and staying better. Sugar can also irritate areas that are already inflamed (like your throat). Try to eat more of the brightly colored fruits and veggies like berries, citrus fruits, kiwi, apples, red grapes, kale, onions, spinach, sweet potatoes, and carrots and garlic. Exercise helps boost your immune system which allows it to better fight infections and viruses. Girls who don't exercise are much more likely to get sick (or get a cold) than those who do exercise. Exercise also releases feel-good chemicals and helps you sleep better, which in turn helps boost your immune system. Even when you're feeling bad because you have a cold, try for at least a 30-minute walk, or some yoga. It will help you get better more quickly. Saltwater rinses and nasal sprays break down the mucus that is congesting your nasal passageways and removes virus particles and bacteria from your nose. You can get something like a Neti pot at a health food store, or simply use a bulb syringe. Mix 1/4 teaspoon of salt with 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda in 8-ounces of warm water. Lean your head over a sink and gently squirt the saltwater solution into your nostril. Hold 1 nostril closed with your finger while you squirt the saltwater solution into the other and let drain. Repeat 2 to 3 times on both nostrils. Obviously, sleep is important to getting over a cold, but try to do calm, quiet, non-taxing things when you're sick. This way your body is less stressed out and more able to deal with getting rid of your cold. Even if you're not taking a bunch of naps, lying down with a book or watching some television can help you feel better.