Problem: Article: Look for a place behind rocks or trees for privacy. Don't forget to bring your supplies, including toilet paper, plastic bags, and hand sanitizer. If you're wearing a skirt, raise it and wrap it securely under one arm, then lower your underwear. If you have enough time and privacy, it's better to remove pants and underwear completely, just in case of urine dribbles. Set your pants and underwear on a dry spot on the ground or a nearby bush. Don't put them too close to you or you may soil them. You might be used to squatting on the balls of your feet, with your feet close together, but this position is very unstable and hard on the knees. Squatting with feet hip-width or shoulder-width apart and with your feet flat is easier to hold for an extended period of time. If you're wearing pants, be careful not to let things fall out of your pocket as you squat. Push your urine stream hard at the beginning and at the end to get a strong stream and not dribble. Some women find it helpful to use one hand to spread the labia and better expose the urethral opening, but this can also be accomplished by spreading the legs a bit farther. If you prefer not to squat, you can try the steps in How to Urinate Standing up As a Female. Hopefully you've brought a plastic bag, so you can pack out your used wipes: take it with you when you leave, disposing of it when you get home or back to camp. If not, just drop your used wipe in your pee spot. If you need to change a tampon, be sure to pack the old one out in a plastic bag and dispose of it in the nearest facility. Tampons do not break down and the blood will attract animals. Alternately, you can bring down your skirt if you are wearing one, and make sure that it is not tucked into your underwear.  Don't forget to use the hand sanitizer you've brought.
Summary: Find a private spot. Lower your pants and underwear. Squat with your heels flat on the ground. Urinate. Wipe with toilet paper, tissues or a wet wipe. Pull up your underwear and pants.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Working as a storyteller can be difficult: work might be rare or periodical at times and unless you are highly sought-after, it might be hard to support yourself with your storytelling income.  Work part-time as a storyteller and keep your full-time job until you’re well-established.  Set some benchmarks to help you decide when you should make the move from part-time to full-time storytelling.  For example, you might decide that if you make $1,500 each month from your storytelling, you can become a full-time storyteller. A supportive spouse or partner who contributes to the household income can make it easier for you to take the necessary risk which becoming a full-time storyteller entails. Keep enough money in the bank to carry you through lean times.  Maintain at least six months’ worth of funds. Start by building a social media presence on Facebook, Twitter, and the like.  As you get more experience and start to develop your business, contract a web designer for your own web domain.  Having your own website is important because it gives you total control over the style and presentation of your own work in a way that social media sites do not.    Upload audio and/or video of your stories in part or in whole Provide a bio of yourself, including how you got started as a storyteller and what drew you to it.  Make your own life a story! Be sure to include contact info for people who want you to deliver some stories to their event or party. Get listed in online directories. The Storyteller.net directory is a good place to start. List your available services on local marketing sites like Craigslist to get your name out, too. Open a business account, register your business with your local and state authorities, and maintain accurate tax and financial information.  Like any other home business, professional storytelling requires a keen eye for finances.  Take some accounting classes or enlist the services of a skilled accountant to ensure your home-based business conforms to the letter of the law.  Your business will probably be registered as a sole proprietorship, a business which is owned and operated by a single person. Being professional means comporting yourself with grace and dignity, and demanding respect from your audience and hosts.  For a professional storytelling session, always plan ahead.  Find out where the venue you’ll be performing is, where you can park, and how many people will be in attendance.  If possible, scout out the location before attending.  Ask important questions like if you will be provided a microphone, bottled water, or other amenities.  If you are performing in a large hall in which sound does not easily carry, suggest -- or insist -- that your hosts provide a microphone for your performance.  Remember, your reputation will suffer whether a bad storytelling performance is or isn’t your fault. Similarly, don’t be afraid to ask that a teacher, parent, or other adult stay in the library or classroom with you if you’re delivering a story to children. Always aim to defy your clients' expectations and leave them wanting more. The National Storytelling Network is the country’s largest storytelling organization.  There are many other local and national storytelling organizations, some with specialties like African or Native American heritage stories, others with stories about history, nature, or another topic of special interest. Depending on the club or organization your join, you will gain access to any number of neat perks.  Becoming a member of the National Storytelling Network, for instance, will allow you to apply for NSN grants, access online discussion groups, and attend the National Storytelling Conference.
Summary:
Don’t quit your day job too soon. Build a web presence. File the necessary paperwork. Be professional. Join a professional organization.