Write an article based on this "Crack open a raw egg and remove the yolk and white. Clean the shell, inside and out, using warm water, then set it down in the sun the dry. Consider poking a small drainage hole in the bottom of the shell using a pin or thumb tack. Fill the eggshell with damp, seed-starting soil. Sprinkle 2 to 3 seeds on top and lightly cover them with more soil. Place the egg in a holder and place it on a sunny windowsill where it won't be disturbed. Water the seeds, and wait for them to grow. Transplant the eggshell outside when the seedling has 1 to 2 sets of true leaves. Finished."
article: You can simply crack the egg in half, but you won't have much space to plant the seeds in. Instead, consider cracking the egg near the upper third with a spoon. Save the egg yolk and white for eating later.  Don't use hardboiled eggs, as the shells would be brittle. If you already cooked the egg, save the water you cooked it in, let it cool, and use it to water your plants instead. Don't use colored or painted eggs (such as Easter eggs). The pigments in paints and markers contain dyes that can harm the delicate seedlings. When rinsing the shell, be sure to run your finger around the inside of the shell to remove any residue. It is easiest if you do this from the inside. It is not absolutely necessary, but it will help prevent over-watering, which can kill a young plant. If you are having trouble getting the soil into the eggshell, roll up a piece of paper into a cone, and use it to funnel the soil into the shell instead. You can also use a small spoon instead. Smaller plants, such as flowers and herbs, work best when starting in eggshells. Larger vegetables, such as beans, cucumber, and squash can work, but they will need to be moved outside 1 week after they sprout. Consider easy-to-grow herbs, such as: basil, dill, and parsley. Marigolds are great for starting in eggshells, and they are edible too. The holder can be as simple as an egg carton to as fancy as an egg holder. If you are using an egg carton, consider lining it with plastic first so that it doesn't get soggy from the draining water. Depending on what type of seed you planted, you might see the seedling emerge in less than a week. When watering the seedlings, consider using a spray bottle instead of a watering can; it will be a lot more gentle on the delicate, young plants.  Depending on how dry it is in your home, you may need to water the seeds every day to every few days. Consider rotating the eggshell every few days. This will allow the plants to get equal amounts of sunlight and grow more evenly.  You may need to pull out the smaller/weaker seedlings so that each eggshell has one plant growing in it. This will ensure that the young seedlings enough space to grow in. Before you plant the egg in the soil, crush it slightly in your hand—enough to break the shell but not so much that the soil loses its shape. This will break the shell up a little and allow the roots to poke through. Eggshells are biodegradable. As they decompose, they will release nutrients and calcium into the soil, which will help the young plant grow.

Write an article based on this "Find a mental health professional. Ask your family doctor. Make a list of your symptoms. Make a list of questions."
article: Sometimes no matter how hard you try on your own, you just can't come to accept something about yourself. That is totally OK and normal; you may benefit from seeing a mental health professional such as a psychologist, psychiatrist, licensed clinical social worker (LCSW), licensed professional counselor (LPC), or marriage and family therapist (MFT), all of whom can help you to work through your problem.  To find a psychologist, use can this website: http://locator.apa.org/  To find a mental health professional try searching the internet for e.g., LPC + your zip code or, e.g., LCSW + your city name. It may be that you suffer from severe social anxiety. If this is the case, it may be worth asking your doctor about the possibility of trying out an anti-anxiety medication. You may suffer from social anxiety disorder if typical social interactions cause you large amounts of anxiety, fear, or embarrassment because you feel you are being negatively evaluated by others. If you decide to seek a medical or mental health professional, there are a number of things you can do to get the most out of your visit. You can start by writing down the kinds of symptoms you have been experiencing and in what circumstances.  It is better to have too much detail here than too little. Let your doctor decide what information is important and what is tangential. There may be a number of things on your mind and you want to make sure you get the most out of your appointment. To do this, be sure to come prepared with a written list of questions you can refer to during your appointment. Examples of questions to ask include:  Asking about any medications you might be able to take. Asking about the pros and cons of medications. Asking what alternatives there are to taking medications, such as lifestyle changes. Asking about the side-effects of medications. Asking about the possible underlying cause of your social anxiety.

Write an article based on this "Find a straw. Put the straw in your armpit. Blow to make fart noises."
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Bendy straw work the best, but you can try it with a normal straw as well. It just needs to be long enough to reach from your armpit to your mouth. Take one end of the straw and close your armpit around it. You can do this with a shirt on if you stick it in through the collar. Put the other end of the straw in your mouth and blow. It should produce realistic sounding fart noises with ease.