For suspenders that meet in the back with a D or O shaped ring, you'll need: 2-4 yards of 1" thick elastic (depending on your height and weight), one d-ring or o-ring, three suspender clips, thread, a needle, and scissors. Most of this can be bought at any craft store. A d-ring or o-ring can be bought at a hardware store if you cannot find it at a fabric or craft store.. First, you'll make the back piece. Start by running one of the suspender clips about an inch up one end of the elastic. Fold the end back through the clip and then sew it in place. Sew about five stitches. You can reinforce the seam by going back through a few times if you'd like. Next, you'll want to cut the elastic about a foot up from the suspender clip. Then wrap about an inch of the open end of the elastic through the d-ring and sew it in place.  Sew about five stitches. You can reinforce the seam by going back through a few times if you'd like. Remember to make the folded over end on the right side, the same side as the back of the suspender clip. Cut two equal length strips of elastic that are as long as the length of your torso plus half the length of your torso. Slide the clips about one inch down the elastic straps. Fold the ends over and sew them in place. You'll need a friend to help you measure how much of the strap to cut off.  Attach the back suspender clip to the back of your pants and have a friend hold the d-ring in place in the middle of your back. Attach the two front clips to the front of your pants. Have your friend pull the straps back over your shoulders and to the d-ring. Mark where the front straps meet the ring. Cut the front straps an inch or two away from the mark, to give it some slack. Pull an inch of the open ends of the two front straps through the top of the d-ring. Sew each of them in place. Sew about five stitches. You can reinforce the seam by going back through a few times if you'd like.

Summary: Gather your materials. Attach one of the suspender clips. Attach the d-ring. Attach two more suspender clips to two new elastic strips. Cut the elastic straps in the front down to size. Attach the front straps to the d-ring.


Although you’ll take precautions to limit the number of materials that escape and fly around, you’ll want to protect yourself. Wear goggles, a face mask, and sturdy gloves. Wear long sleeves and pants to avoid leaving any skin exposed to potentially hazardous materials. On a surface you don’t mind denting (a garage floor, a carport, etc.), lay out an old towel or blanket. You may wind up having to throw this item away, so make sure it is not a new or favorite item.  The thicker the fabric is, the better. Ideally, the fabric will be able to remain intact when faced with glass, jagged metal, and other broken parts. A solid wool or cotton throw will work well, while you should stay away from linen. Once your stage has been set, grab a sledgehammer. A sledgehammer will be easy enough to wield and heavy enough to damage all of the complex components that make up your computer. Sledgehammers come in various sizes and weights. If you are nervous about holding a 10-pound (160 oz) hammer, you can likely find a 3-5 pound (48-80 oz) one at your local hardware store. Place your computer in the middle of the towel or blanket, keeping it as far away from the edges as possible. This will help keep all of the broken components contained once you’ve gotten started. Place a second blanket or towel on top of your computer, lining the edges up with the bottom fabric as much as possible. This fabric, too, should be something you have no desire to save, because it may need to be thrown away. If you have one thin blanket and one thick, place the thicker one on top. A thin blanket or towel may unravel if it is hit directly with a sledgehammer. Now the fun part! Begin hitting the computer through the blanket with your sledgehammer, covering every possible inch. Keeping your arms, legs, and face protected, continue hammering until your computer is audibly and visibly destroyed. Once your computer has been destroyed, make sure you properly dispose of all of the pieces. Batteries, for instance, should never be thrown in your dumpster, but should be disposed of according to your city’s codes. Electrical parts are similarly tricky, and should be handled with care.  Most municipal sites have information regarding disposal practices. You can also contact your city or county’s waste management department for disposal instructions.
Summary: Use protective gear. Lay out an old towel or blanket. Set aside a sledgehammer. Lay the computer on the blanket. Place a second blanket over the computer. Hit the computer through the blanket until every piece is broken. Clean up after yourself.