Problem: Article: The diced onion will be translucent when it's cooked. Crumble the 1 pound (0.45 kg) of beef with a spatula as it cooks and stir it frequently so it cooks evenly through.  Using lean ground beef will cut down on the amount of fat and grease if you want a healthier dish. Always wash your hands with soap and warm water when you've handled raw meat. Otherwise, you could contaminate the rest of the kitchen. Pour them carefully into the bowl of the slow cooker so hot juice or grease doesn't splash onto you. Or use a slotted spoon to scoop out the mixture if you don't want the fat from the oil in the dish. Line the slow cooker with a slow cooker liner or spray the bowl of the slow cooker with cooking spray before adding the ingredients. Both of these will make cleanup easier. Stir the 1 cup (240 ml) of water, 2 cups (470 ml) of milk, and all of the spices in with the beef and onions. Mix until everything is combined in the slow cooker. You can use any type of milk, whether it's 1%, 2%, or even a non-dairy alternative like almond milk or soy milk. The best thing about a slow cooker is you can just set it and forget. Check it occasionally to make sure everything is cooking evenly and give it a gentle stir.  The bottom and sides of the slow cooker are the hottest. By stirring it every so often, you'll prevent some spots from being overcooked while others are undercooked. Depending on the strength of your slow cooker, you may need to adjust the cooking times. Make sure the lid is on tightly so the liquid doesn't evaporate. If you add the pasta too early, it will get mushy. Mix in 3⁄4 cup (180 ml) of macaroni noodles at the end so it has enough time to cook properly.  For al dente pasta, add it closer to 10 minutes before serving. Other pasta options will work, too. Choose the style and shape that you like best. The heat of the slow cooker and the Hamburger Helper will melt the cheddar cheese as you mix it in. Either freshly grated or pre-grated cheese will work, although freshly grated will be creamier.  You can also cover the slow cooker for 2 minutes after adding the cheese to let it melt completely. If it's too hot, let it cool for 5 to 10 minutes before serving it.
Summary: Cook the onion and ground beef in a skillet until the meat is brown. Transfer the onions and ground beef into a slow cooker. Add the rest of the ingredients, except the pasta and cheese. Cover and cook for 5 to 8 hours on low or 3 to 4 hours on high. Add the pasta 15 minutes before serving and let it keep cooking. Stir the 1 1⁄2 cups (350 ml) of cheese in when you're ready to eat.

INPUT ARTICLE: Article: A lot of work for paleontologists nowadays is in industries such as environmental consulting, highway construction, gas and oil pipelines, electric and phone lines, and oil and gas drilling. These jobs have high demand for paleontologists to survey and salvage fossils on federal, state, and tribal land construction projects.  Environmental companies often take on these jobs and hire people with the training in fossil collection and preparation. A likely candidate for this type of work would have a master’s in geology or biology with paleontology fieldwork experience. When you apply for these jobs, emphasize your fieldwork experience in surveying fossils. Agencies that hire paleontologists include the Bureau of Land Management, the National Forest, and the National Parks and Monuments. While these jobs are outside of academia, you’ll still be utilizing your skills in paleontology, geology, and fieldwork It’s also a great path for anyone who is passionate about promoting preservation of public resources, such as fossils. As a curator, you would be responsible for managing large collections of fossils, identifying new specimens, and using their database for cataloging fossils. Be prepared to write instructional materials and diagrams for museum displays. You may also need to be able to lift up to 30 pounds (14 kg).  You’ll be required to assist in research, update computer systems, lead public tours, and train docents and volunteers. A Master of Science may be required, but they also accept PhD’s with the possibility of a higher salary.

SUMMARY: Look for industry jobs to survey and salvage fossils. Search governmental paleontologist job postings on the Internet. Find work managing museum collections as a curator.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Difficulties in the relationship with a real estate agent often stem from a simple breakdown in communication.  Re-establishing communication may clear up any misunderstandings.  However, if you feel that your agent has deliberately lied or misled you about anything you consider material (e.g., the condition of a piece of property, the willingness of a seller or buyer, or the costs of services), you should pursue a complaint. Sometimes what strikes a seller as unprofessional conduct may seem minor to real estate professionals. Discuss your issue with an unbiased third party to gain another perspective. The broker is the party who owes you a fiduciary duty; the agent is merely the broker’s employee. You should therefore set up a meeting and make your complaints known. The agent may or may not be invited to attend.  Write out your complaints and all of the details that you remember. Take down the name of any witnesses as well as their telephone numbers. Practice explaining your complaint. You want to be precise and clear. Be firm but not angry. If you believe the broker violated the contract, take out your copy of the contract and highlight the section you believe has been violated. Although the agent’s manager has access to the contract, the meeting will go more smoothly if you bring as much supporting documentation as possible.  Other important documents include lease contracts, sales receipts, and communications between you and the agent. If you do not want the agent to attend, ask for him or her not to be present.  If possible, you should willingly agree to have the agent at the meeting. Problems can be resolved more quickly if the supervisor or manager has both sides of the story. You can also gently correct any errors the agent makes in describing his side of the story. Apart from merely lodging a complaint against an agent, you can ask the managing broker to resolve your problem. For example, if the agent did not disclose a defect in the house, you could ask for an offsetting reduction in agent fees. Be open to settlement. Accepting less than you want does not mean that you cannot still file a complaint with your state’s licensing board. If you feel the meeting did not go well, ask if there is anyone else you can meet with. In large real estate offices you probably will not meet with the president initially, so there should be someone else to talk to. Ask to move up the chain of command.
Summary: Decide  whether misconduct has really occurred. Schedule a meeting with the agent’s managing broker. Gather supporting documents. Meet with the broker. Request resolution. Ask to see a supervisor.

In one sentence, describe what the following article is about: Empty an entire 750 ml bottle of Everclear, an entire 750 ml bottle of coconut rum, and half of a 750 ml bottle of vodka into a large container, such as a 5 gallon ((19 l) cooler. Mix the alcohols together with a long-handled spoon. Once the alcohols are combined, add 16 ounces (473 ml) of pineapple juice and 1 gallon (3.8 l) of fruit punch. Next, mix some orange and pineapple slices, and give the entire mixture a good stir to ensure that all of the ingredients are fully blended.  You can substitute any juice that you like for the pineapple juice. Orange, grapefruit, and cranberry all work well. You can mix whatever type of sliced fruit you like into the punch. For the best flavor, match the slices to the juice, though. When all of the ingredients are combined, fill your glasses with ice. Use a ladle to pour the punch over the ice, and serve to your guests. If you find that the punch is too strong, you can mix in a fruity soda, such as lemon lime, to dilute it.
Summary:
Pour all of the alcohol into a large container. Stir in the juice, fruit punch, and fruit slices. Serve the punch over ice.