This is known as “crop dusting.” If you’ve farted in public – and you just really couldn’t help it – leave.  Even if you have to stay in the room you’re in, you could move around the room. People aren’t as likely to realize you were the one who farted if most of the smell is where you’re not. If you feel a fart coming on, release it while you’re in the process of walking so the smell diffuses over a greater space. It would be even better to walk outside if you know you are about to fart. If you can leave the room entirely after you fart inside it, that’s good too. Do whatever you can to camouflage or reduce the smell if you’ve already farted in public.  Spritz yourself with perfume if you have some in your purse (or cologne if you’re a man). Some restaurant and hotel restrooms offer perfume for their customers. Spray deodorant works too. Pull out scented hand moisturizer, and casually apply it to your hands. You will look less like the culprit if you’re busy doing something nonchalantly, and it will smell good too. Even hairspray can help camouflage the smell if you don’t have any perfume or cologne that you can use. One of the best ways to camouflage a public fart, is to fart somewhere that already smells bad.  For example, let’s say you’re in the grocery store when you have to fart. Head for the seafood or fish aisle! Another good location to fart is in the area around trash cans. People might mistake the smell as coming from the trash can, not you. Bathrooms are the obvious place to fart if you’re in public and can control where it comes out. People don’t generally expect bathrooms to smell good. It’s harder to just walk away to fart if you’re with a significant other on a date. You may want to hide the fact you have to fart altogether.  Walk behind the person before you let it out. This is essentially the “crop dusting” technique, but it will disburse the smell behind and away from your partner. Let it out before you open the car door for the person. That means the smell will be disbursed outside rather than inside the enclosed vehicle. Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. They will probably think you really have to go to the bathroom, not that you are leaving to fart. You might be able to weaken and silence your fart if you make the right moves with your butt when you feel it coming on. Sitting down will also help.  Tighten your glute muscles as tightly as you can. If you do this maneuver long enough you should find the fart weakening. Fart into a pillow or something else soft to muffle the sound of the fart. Pulling your butt cheeks slightly apart can also diffuse the strength of the fart. It would be hard to do this without someone seeing, but you might be able to pull it off quickly behind a wall or in the bathroom. Letting a little bit of the fart out at a time will also make the fart smaller and less obvious. Do this every 30 seconds until the fart is out. Take care that you don't "shart." This means small involuntary defecation that occurs while farting. You can prevent it by evacuating your bowels fully each time you go to the bathroom.
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One-sentence summary -- Get on the move. Drown out the smell. Walk somewhere that smells bad. Fart while in couple. Clench your glutes.


Rodents can bring germs into the kitchen that can make you or people in your home sick. If possible, keep the rodents out of the kitchen, preparing them in a separate area.  Many pet stores sell frozen rodents, or you can purchase them online. Don't feed your snake frozen prey that’s more than 6 months old. Place it into a zip-top bag, as you don't want to thaw it in water without a bag around it. Remove as much air as you can before zipping up the bag. It's actually best to place the mice in bags before you stick them in your freezer, but if you didn't do that, just place it in a clean bag now. It doesn't have to be microwave safe, just heat-safe. Make sure the bowl or mug is big enough to hold the rodent and enough water to cover the bag completely. Keep the bowl separate from your food bowls. You don't want to use a bowl for eating that you've thawed a rodent in. Leave the rodent in the refrigerator overnight, and it should be thawed by morning. Because a mouse is so small, it may only take a couple of hours to thaw, but a rat will take 4-5 hours.  If it smells really bad when thawed, the rodent is likely not good to give to your snake. Don’t offer feeders that have been in the freezer for more than 6 months to your snake. Just toss them. Rodents have to be thawed, warmed, and then fed to the snake to allow the snake to digest the prey properly and avoid an overgrowth of bad bacteria. Pour cold water over the rodent, which should still be in the bag in the bowl, and set it out on the counter. Leave it for 30 minutes, and then check on it. Some rodents may be thawed in this time. If it's not, replace the water and leave it another 30 minutes.  Pour the water off when you're done. Don’t thaw the rodent in the microwave or in hot water, because this can make it spoil. You don't want to feed your snake a cold rodent, because cold will slow down your snake’s digestion. Pour hot water over the rodent, but don't use boiling water. Let the rodent sit in the water for 10-20 minutes. Check on mice after 10 minutes, but rats will take a bit longer.  You may want to use a temperature gun to check if the inside is warm. Once you've thawed and warmed the rodent, feed it the snake as soon as you can because it will quickly start to decay. Wash your hands with soap and warm water for 30 seconds before rinsing. Wipe down the area with a disinfecting cleaner to make sure you remove as much bacteria as possible.
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Prepare frozen rodents away from the kitchen when possible. Put the frozen rodents in a plastic bag. Place the bag in a heat-safe bowl or mug. Set the rodent in the refrigerator for easy thawing. Thaw the rodent in cold water for quicker thawing. Use hot water to warm up the rodents after they thawed. Wash your hands and the area after handling the rodents.